pant👖

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after the love of her life left her for a piano, big tiddie dragon or btd was left in despair. she cried in her den eating ben and jerrys and would often binge watch grey's anatomy to cope with the pain. she had an entire wall of pictures dedicated to donkeh, her ex husband. she thought that he was the only one for her. they had built a life together and were planning to have kids, but donkeh decided she wasn't good enough. donkeh would complain about how her tiddies were too big, which eventually lead him to find out his love for piano man who had no tiddie. sad and alone big tiddie dragon decided to move away. she decided to live on a hut on the beach. one day while she was ✨sunbathing✨ she saw something wash up on the shore, she walked over to it and realized.. it was a pair of pants.

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