"oi luv look" said jan calmly
"OH NO" screamed btd
" OI MATE U WERE SUPPOSED TAH WATCH OVAH THA CHILREN" SCREAMED JAN
btd starts to hysterically cry
"YOU KNOW WHAT JAN,,, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BS YOURE JUST A TALKING PAIR OF PANTS. I WANT A DIVORCE."
jan starts to hysterically cry
divorce court scene
"i now declare Ms. Big Tiddie Dragon to have kid #1 and Mr. Jan Denim to have kid #2 and you don't split the money because you literally have no money"
"what about kid #3" questions btd
"whoever finds them first, it's a treasure hunt, finders keepers"
both btd and jan then set of to find the last child.
they stumble off to the journey of a life time
jan looks in every closet, every room, every wardrobe he could reach.
btd flys off into the skies looking into every cloud, every mountain, every cave she could see
yet, there was no hope for them
months pass by. btd moved back to her old den with her kid #1. she spent her days reminiscing about kid #3, wondering where they went. she also took down her wall of donkeh and replaced it with photos of jan, realising she regretted her decision to divorce.
suddenly, a strange figure appears at the entrance of her den.
btd's heart starts racing. who could this mysterious figure be? who would want to visit her? who knew where she lived? she started to shake as her mind raced of who it could be. then...
YOU ARE READING
SHREK 7
Roman d'amourafter her rough divorce with donkeh, big tiddie dragon gf feels like she'll never find love again... until she meets a peculiar pair of pants 😳😳😳
