"ello"
big tiddie dragon shrieked and dropped the pants, shocked that they were speaking.
"hi" said btd slowly reaching down to pick up the pants
"oi there wots your name"
"i'm...big tiddie dragon"
"nice to meet ya luv i'm jan"
the pair sit in awkward silence for a moment.
"soooo" said dragon wanting something to happen
*crumnch*
"AHHH" screamed dragon in pain
"YOU BIT ME"
"yes i did luv"
"WHY"
"crumnch"
"i- i think i love you" said btd dumbfounded by her sudden interest in the slacks
"you wot"
"i love you"
"i luv ya too luv"
the couple spent the whole day talking on the beach watching the sunset
*time skip 69 days*
"i do"
"i do luv"
the pair kiss having just said their marriage vows. they instantly run away and *smash*
*time skip 9 months later*
"ARHHHGGRRAAAA" screams dragon as she pushes out 3 infants
"LUV SHOT YOR MOUTH" screams jan tired of her shouts
*time skip 1 year*
the children play in the backyard while the parents watch from the patio. suddenly something swoops from the sky and snatches one of the children.
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SHREK 7
Romanceafter her rough divorce with donkeh, big tiddie dragon gf feels like she'll never find love again... until she meets a peculiar pair of pants 😳😳😳
