Grumbo One Shots For The Soul 😌

H a n a h a k i a u t i m e ! ! !

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{Mumbo has the hanahaki. Fite me.}

Warning: Sad and Grian x Stress (so sentences i'm scared to write. I mean i ship stresskall but that's the only hetero ship i have-)

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Mumbo's POV (always, at least in this one shot)

I was in the bathroom, vomiting flowers, well, not flowers but petals.

You probably think that's weird but i have it.

I don't know why i had it to be honest.

Someone i liked just appeared and i had the urge to vomit.

And by liked i mean i'm in love with him.

Anyways, i started to vomit more petals.

and more,

and more.

And it stopped.

After that, i looked at the mirror.

I looked pale.

My hair's a mess.

I look ugly.

So i left the bathroom, not giving a fuck on the flowers and blood on the floor.

After a while,

I googled what is the vomiting problem i have.

And it said that i have the 'Hanahaki disease'.

It's like, you have this illness when you're in love with someone and you vomit flowers.

That's quite...odd?

Then three seconds later, someone messaged me.

And it's Grian.

The person who i had this vomiting problem/hanahaki aka my crush.

Apparently he wanted to meet me at a place.

So i accepted it.

Since it was my crush, i had to look good.

So i changed my clothes and fixed my hair.

~timeskip UvU~

After 3 minutes, i was finally there.

Wow is Grian really waiting for me?

We were at some cafe that i don't care at all.

I asked him why he wanted me to be here.

"Well, i have something to say.."

Oh boy, i wonder what it is..

I was never exited at stuff, but this is my crush so..

i asked what is it.

"Me and Stress are dating!"