Who Can Win Her Heart

Ex-Boyfriends

The Broken Hearts Club

Eric: No one went yesterday, right? I wanted to but I couldn't find the right roses.

Brody: No, I was riding all night. It was a beautiful night so I got on my bike and just rode for a few hours.

Eric: Cool. What about Dexter?

Brody: I don't know.

Eric: Dex?

Eric: It says that he saw these messages. Did you see her?

Brody: Don't harass the poor man.

Dexter: Yeah, I did. You said that we were staring yesterday and you were too lazy to bother. Unlike you two, I actually want her back. Eric's a Looney Toon and Brody just wants to live the single life on the road. I'm trying to fix what I screwed up.

Brody: He's not wrong... I mean I would love to be with her again, but I don't know if we were perfect for each other. I'm willing to try, though.

Eric: I'm not a Looney Toon!!

Dexter: Then how did you get our numbers?

Eric: I looked you guys up on Instagram.

Brody: It makes sense that you found him... but I was after you.

Eric: I wanted to be friends.

Dexter: Yes, because becoming best friends with your ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriends is a spectacular idea.

Eric: I'm your best friend?!

Dexter: I hope you know that I'm face palming right now.

Brody: Can someone take me out of this chat already?

{~}

" Love me, love me!" I sing.

" Just say that you love me!" Dixie belts out.

" Lead me, lead me!"

" Just say that you need me!"

" I can't care 'bout anything but yoooouuuuu." we sing in unison.

We both crack up laughing.

" I miss you!" Dixie exclaims.

" Me too! I know that it was only three days but it feels like forever." 

My phone dings.

" Can you get that for me, please?" I ask, since I'm driving.

She picks up and enters my password.

Just in case you're concerned... my password spells out F you Dex, but in numbers.

" It's from Hottie McBiker..." she says, shocked.

" Really? What does it say?"