꧁Ethan x Dense!Reader ~ Stupid Friends꧂

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Request by GayWriter44 btw I love your profile picture, beel is baby.
Also, this is a bit rushed, sorry.

3rd Person P.O.V

"Yooo!" All of Ethan's friends approached him as he was walking down the park with his girlfriend (Y/N), hand in hand. Ethan's eyes widened in shock and he just wanted to leave because he knew what his friends would say once they see her.

Sadly, Ethan's friends caught up to them. Bryan, Ethan's best friend whom he plays baseball with, blocked Ethan's way, allowing all of his friends to catch up.

"Yo, wassup my buddy, friend, pal!" Bryan has always been kind of weird, especially when with his friends.

"What's my guy doing here in the park-" Bryan's gaze fell to the girl that was next to Ethan.

"Ohh, is she your girlfriend?~" Leo, the most perverted guy of Ethan's friend's group, asked him while singing the end of his question. Everyone chuckled slightly.

"Heya girly, hope he's gentle with you, I mean if you compare your sizes" Bryan looked down to (Y/N). Ethan wanted to smack the shit out of him but kept his cool.

"What do you mean with that?" (Y/N) asked innocently. Just as Bryan was about to open his mouth, Ethan gave him a deadly glare that could have brought anyone six feet under.

"She really looks like a catch, is she tight tho-" Leo was interrupted by a slap from Ethan.

"Shut it" Ethan pulled (Y/N) along with him and they left the group on the park alone. Everyone was laughing out loud.

"Boo, Leo! You know damn well that's not how a vagina works. Once a woman is aroused their vagina naturally stretches you dipshit!"

"Shut it, Bryan, you thought the clit was used to describe the entire vagina!"

A loud fight broke out behind the couple but Ethan moved forward.

"What did he mean if I'm tight? My clothes fit me, don't they?" Ethan had blushed again at (Y/N)'s innocence.

"L-Let's just go..." Ethan didn't dare to say one word which left (Y/N) even more confused.

"Can you tell me once we are home?"

"N-No..." And with that, their conversation quickly ended.

Ayoo this was rushed sry.

I just wanted to say that the update schedule for Unravel will be Sunday 8PM. Not this Sunday, I'm sorry if you guys had hope :c)

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