TAKE ONE
Optimus: *heroic speech*
Megatron: Just hurry up and use the matrix already!
Optimus: *pauses*
Megatron: .0. Scrap
Optimus: * Starts fighting Megatron*
Megatron: *angrily fights Optimus*
Optimus: *throws Megatron into the wall*
Megatron: *lands very short of the wall*
Optimus: Bleep it you're just too bleeping tall!
Megatron: Bleep bleep bleeeeeeep
The Autobots and Decepticons: *Laughing behind set*
Optimus: Bleep i think i pulled a muscle *Stretches arm* BLEEEEEEEEP
Director: KEEP IT PG YOU BLEEPING BLEEP!
Ratchet: *Looks into the camera like he is in the office* Save me from these ANIMALS
TAKE TWO
Optimus: *heroic speech*
Megatron: Just hurry up and use the matrix already!
Optimus: *pauses*
Megatron: Oh Primus...
Optimus: *attacks*
Megatron: *attacks*
Optimus: *throws Megatron into the wall*
Megatron: *Hits the wall and struggles to stand* BLLLLEEEEEEEPPP
Director: We will cut that out just carry on
Optimus: I must now save Planet Earth
*Chassis opens and bright light connects with spark*
Wheeljack: Scrap where did I put the bomb!
Megatron: *muttering in the background* Holy bleep that hurt!
*Large puff of smoke clouds into the space*
Optimus: *on the floor*
Megatron: *still recovering from the attack but stood by him*
*Their optics meet*
Optimus: Megatronus, where are we?
Miko:* Highpitched voice* MeGaTrOnUs WhErE aRe We?
Arcee: *Leans on the camera to contain laughter*
*Camera falls over*
Optimus: BLEEPING BLEEEP SERIOUSLY THE ONE BLEEPING TIME WE GET THIS BLEEPING FAR!
Megatron: SHUT THE BLEEP UP BLEEPINGBLEEPER!
*Rest of the bomb explodes*
*Smoke clears to find Optimus unconcious on the floor and Megatron stuck on top of the spark*
Director: I LEFT FOR FIVE MINUTES WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!?
*Cue the rest of the cast dying of laughter on the floor amongst the broken camera*
Megatron: Holy bleep i need... *falls of the spark* BLEEP ... Coffee
Director: I GIVE UP ON YOU ALL! *Chucks paper everywhere*
Bulkhead: Was that important?
Director: No I just wanted to look professional
Soundwave and Ratchet look into the the hidden camera like they are in the office*
Ratchet: HELP US
Soundwave: *Puts the words 'Help us please!' On his face*
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Transformers Oneshots- Bloopers and ships!
ÜbernatürlichesJust a load of scrap and oneshots that I write when I am bored! I do not do lemons so pls do not ask. （＾ω＾）（＾ω＾）（＾ω＾）（＾ω＾) I am still not good at descriptions so I am going to go now...
