~Peggy was a BADASS BITCH when she was alive and calmly faced a man who threatened her family
-Hamilton was supposedly just as good at love making as he was law making (Ask Eliza, she's got the stretch marks to prove it)
=Alex wrote many (scandalous) letters to John Laurens and asked for a threesome with Him and Eliza, which Eliza said no to
+Alex and Eliza had a child named John (who coincidentally found the scandalous letters)
\John only married a woman because he felt bad about impregnating her whilst they were both drunk
|John never told Alex and his marriage
/Laf and Herc never actually met :(
:Lafayette was gifted an alligator
;Jeffershit once ate a tomato while at work and freaked everybody out (back then, everyone thought tomatoes were poisonous)
And now for the some language word for end (tell me what it is if you know)
Slut
