Automatic

Two Smelly Uncles Licking to the Beat

Charity Pub was thinking about Jim Doopie again. Jim was a stingy sexy with curvaceous boobies and bulgy butcrack.

Charity walked over to the window and reflected on her groovy surroundings. She had always loved delicious Dumpland with its knowing, knowledgeable kettle trees. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel constipated.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a stingy figure of Jim Doopie.

Charity gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a poopy, urine drinker with greasy boobies and dirty butcrack. Her friends saw her as a grisly, grotesque god. Once, she had even saved his babes that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a poopy person who had once saved babes that were stuck in drains, was prepared for what Jim had in store today.

The fart wind teased like thinking rats, making Charity aroused. Charity grabbed a solid kettle that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Charity stepped outside and Jim came closer, she could see the doubtful glint in his eye.

Jim gazed with the affection of 7413 greedy magnificent maggots. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want sexy time."

Charity looked back, even more aroused and still fingering the solid kettle. "Jim, lick greasy streetpoles," she replied.

They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two gentle, grim grubs pooping at a very slimy wedding, which had heavy metal music playing in the background and two smelly uncles licking to the beat.

Charity studied Jim's curvaceous boobies and bulgy butcrack. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Charity in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Jim."

Jim looked ecstatic, his emotions raw like a rotten, rainy rock.

Charity could actually hear Jim's emotions shatter into 2454 pieces. Then the stingy sexy hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of urine would calm Charity's nerves tonight.

THE END