𝐊𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

18. All

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Suho: Our kids eat healthy vegetables and love to exercise.

Namjoon: Oh that's nice. Our kids eat candy off the floor.

Jennie: Mine were eating out of a dumpster the other day.

Jihyo: Oh that's nice. Mine just do the tide pod challenge.

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Jennie: You know how hard it is to have 3 kids?

Irene: Try having 4.

Yeji: I have 4, and I'm younger than you.

Namjoon: That's so easy. I have 6.

Jihyo: Please. I have 8.

Suho: Same! It's not easy.

Chan: Well I have 8, and they're all clowns.

Taeyong: Y'all are jokes. I have 20.

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*the maknaes*

Lisa: We should switch the first letters of our first and last name. I'll start Misa Lanoban

Sehun: Sh Oehun

Yuna: Yhin Suna

Jisung: Jark Pisung

Yeri: Yim Keri

Jeongin: Jang Yeongin

Tzuyu: Thoi Czuyu

Jungkook: Jeon Ju—you know I don't wanna play this game anyways.

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How to stay loyal to only one Kpop bias: You don't.

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Interviewer: I heard your group is close with Twice and Red Velvet.

Rosé: Yup!

Interviewer: If you could describe your group, Red Velvet, and Twice each in one word, what would it be?

Rosé: gay, gayer, gayest.

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