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In Which My Friend Attempts To Get Drunk

Damn that's a long title, anyway here y'all go. p.s. her name in our group chat is thot.

12:42 am

-thot
The moment when the house is asleep so we get into the alcohol

-me
a mood
or when you can sneak even though everyone is up

-thot
We JUST said that hahahahah.
Everyone was outside and we snuck inside and got some

-me
wow🤣

-thot
😂

1:53 am

-thot
I’m so fucking hungry and Ana had to explain to me what munchies was

-me
did you get high?
wait nvm.
i forgot you can get munchies when youre drunk

-thot
Nope. My goal is to get actually drunk for the first time because I’ve never drank enough until now

-me
okay, don't eat too much after or else it won't matter that you ate

-thot
Huh?

-me
if you get too drunk and then eat theres a possibility of you throwing it back up
depends on what, how much and the person tho

-thot
Oh gotcha thanks dylan

-me
you're welcome taty

2:21 am

-me
apple juice and fireball still a 10/10 drink

-thot
Mmm gotta try it sometime

-me
if we have the stuff when we in school ill make it.

2:55 am

-me
taty drink water when your hungover, sleep helps but that also changes from person to person

-taty
I’m drinking waterrrrr rn. I poured out the rest of the drinks cause I’ve had to much and I’m really tired

-me
okay. yeah getting tired can happen

-thot
Gang gang 🤟

-me
what kinda sucks for me is im not a light weight so for having a third of a half of fireball doesn't get me drunk, i come close to tipsy but not even there yet.

-thot
Oh wow. Yeah that’s not me. I’m not tipsy really but something has definitely happened

-me
what'd you have and about how much

-thot
There was like three different things let me see cause we mixed stuff

-me
alr

-thot
Vodka, liquor and rum
With some lemonade and cranberry juice

-me
specific liquor or no

-thot
The shit from Costco

-me
oh
it also depends on how much non alcoholic liquids you add

-thot
Liquor is GROSS but the vodka was coconut and HELLA GOOD and the rum was amazing
Idk we added a lot of vodka. I went back and added more to my drink

-me
most straight liquor is for mixing, vodka can be straight or mixed

-thot
Makes sense
My head do be hurtin tho

-me
did you just finish
the drink

-thot
Oh yeah

-me
yes you did or no you didn't
also if this is youre first time getting close to tipsy or drunk then yeah, you're head can hurt

-thot
Yes it’s my first time getting close

-me
yeah ik, you said it earlier

-thot
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
I’m dumbf

-me
no you're almost tipsy

-thot
Looks like I'm staying almost

-me
oh? why?

-thot
I don’t wanna drink anymore so I poured the rest out. But I do kinda wanna drink more

-me
1. shouldn't have poured it out (opinion)
2. understandable

-thot
oops ahha

3:20 am

-thot
Do yall think cheese wiz is good?

-me
bro its been a while, send me some

-thot
We’re trying to play games and  I can’t think I’m completely blank

-me
what game?

-thot
A game on the tv and our phones

-me
oh

-thot
I have to read and choose options but I literally can’t

-me
😂

-thot
I don’t hear anything anyone says

-me
i- how- huh
[•.•ิ]

3:36 am

-thot
I spelled cheese with a Z and  instead of saying coco I said Chaco. I thought they were correct

-me
nice

-thot
We about to play a rapping game. I be spittin bars tho

-me
👌🏼

Authors note/psa: please be responsible when drinking and drink at the legal age. then again i can't really control what you do. 666 words (≧∇≦)/