My Random Once Thoughts... :')

Ways my friends REALLY irritate me:

-By using their little knowledge of Once to drive me insane

-When they ask me to try to explain the family tree, only b/c it makes me look crazy when I say: "Snow is Henry's grandmother, but also his adopted sister." (I get all angry when they get it all on video and then get crazier :') )

-When they say they don't know what Captain Swan is or why it's so important to me.

-When I'm drawing an elaborate picture about Once during class and they quietly ask me a question about once upon a time while I'm trying to focus and I end up saying some random thing really loud like "CAPTAIN SWAN IS REAL AND ITS GOING TO HAPPEN AND YOUR LIES DONT AFFECT MY OPINION!" and the teacher has to stop and ask me if everything is okay...

-When my BEST FRIEND asks me what is so awesome about Once. All I do is give her the look like, bruhh.

-None of my friends ever call me, but on Sunday nights at 8, I'm the most popular girl in my grade.

-When the day they commit to watching Once comes, their tv 'brakes'.

-When I hang up after commercial during the show, only to find out that I didn't really hang up, so my friend heard all of my violent reactions...

-When my friends try to rid me of my obsession, and I always know when they do, so I make an effort to connect everything they say to Once.
Ex: "Why don't we go get a snack?"
My reaction- "THEY SELL ICE-CREAM!!! ICE-CREAM IS EVIL!!! EVILLLLL!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MARIAN?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?"
My reactions are sooo casual, right? This is why I have to make sure I hang up the phone during Once...