My Life!

#200 FINALE

For the last chapter, I have decided to make this page solely on how I'm going to take over the world.

*cue maniacal laughter*

 SO 

I will now list which places I will take over (in the specific order):

1. Amurica (we can sacrifice McDonalds food to summon Satan who can also help us on this quest)

2. Japan (WE SHALL TAKE OVER ALL ANIME, MANGA, AND VIDEO GAME PRODUCTION AND MAKE SURE THEY MAKE MORE OHSHC)

3. Greece (WE SHALL RESTORE THE PARTHENON! -@Ninjagirl13)

4. Singapore (taking over this b4 Chine bc they make good food there and food is more important than the place who makes all man-made products eVAR)

5. Turkey (bc they have all the turkey am i right) 

5. China (WE SHALL MAKE OUR MAIN EXPORT MERCHANDISE)

6. United Kingdom (according to @OliverChanthecat they have a cat army. WE SHALL USE OUR KITTIES TO STRIKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES)

7. Canda (@UltimateAnimeGirl said they have Polar Bears that I can use.)

8. Australia (WITH THEIR EMUS, WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLEEEEE!)

9. Ylisse (for this we'll have to go to Japan and have them make me a portal to visit the Fire Emblem world. We'll kidnap all the characters from awakening, and taKE OVER THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES AND PLACES)

SO

That is all I have so far. If you guys have any more ideas for world domination, tell me in the comments.

Let me just tell y'all, it's been great. It's been great venting my feels and having you guys understand. It's been great getting to know all you people through this book. 

Naturally, I would HAVE to make another book, considering how many reads this retarted but oddly intruiging (my best friend's words not mine) book/diary thing has gotten. It should be up right after this post, bc I'm really excited for this like I'm about to pee on myself

SO GO MY SOLDIERS

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