Chapter 3: The Crusader has a Unique Passion, Flight of the Cabbages

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** setting/facial/emotional change
'' thinking
() author notes
[] reading
Words spell casting
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*Guild hall*
*1st pov*

Darkness: My name is Darkness, and my calling is that of a crusader.........and if you'd be so kind...........would you please........puh-please let me join..........your p-p-p-p-p-p-party!

Kazuma and I had just witnessed what could be akin to a normal question asked in the most provocative tone of voice and assuming Kazuma could see it on my face as clear as it was on his, we were both very afraid.

(Y): I-I'm sorry but we aren't exactly looking for new members at the moment, b-but we thank you for offering.

Darkness: *moans* So quick to shoot me down. No you must let me join, I can be very useful. You see as a crusader I have a high defense, *blushes* I can be on the frontlines as you use me as a shield!

Kazuma: No we could never use a woman like that!

(Y): Indeed, while your offers are generous, you motives reveal that you are not being 100% honest with us.

Darkness: Well, despite my defense being high, I tend to be rather clumsy, in fact none of my attacks ever hit their marks making me useless for offense, but I can still be useful! You their man in robes! *grabs my hand on both of hers* Explain to me in great detail why you and those two girls you were with were all slimy! It was because of a monster wasn't it?!

(Y): Y-yes, we took on a kill quest and two of our party members nearly became casualties.

Darkness: How dreadful, if only I was there to take their place...........gh! For protective reasons that is!

Darkness was staring into my eyes with a heavy blush and was breathing heavily as her breath was also visible.

Darkness was staring into my eyes with a heavy blush and was breathing heavily as her breath was also visible

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I was beginning to get nervous around this girl, sure she was cute, but considering her attitude, she may be the type of girl that wants to be tied up and have hot wax dripped on her as foreplay!

(Y): Yes well, perhaps we could talk about this another time, you see my friend here is really tired, so I need to take him back to his home.

Kazuma: What no I'm not.

I then used the force to make him slam his head on the table knocking him out.

(Y): See, very tired. 'Hopefully she will buy that'

Darkness: 'how did he do that, and can I get him to do it to me' Very well then, I will meet you both again later.

I then dragged Kazuma out of the Guild, thinking Darkness had no idea I had the force, and found Aqua and followed her to the stables where they were staying. Once we had gotten in, I laid Kazuma in the hay so he could be comfortable as Aqua started to talk to me.

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