| Gravity's blessing on this useless world | Dio Male reader | Konosuba

| Oh great people |

•~{Y/n's pov}~•
Y/n: come on come on

Caesar: GWAHH JOJO THIS IS MY FINAL HAMON TAKE IT!

Joseph: CEAAASEEERRRR-

Joseph (milf): hey I got some tequila

Jotaro: yare yare I wanna fucking kill myself

YOU WIN

Y/n: YESS FUCK YOU

Y/n: man that was goddamn exhausting well Better go to the shop to get some sweet sweet blood clot food

•~{Timeskip}~•

Boy: mommy that man looks scawy

Mom: it's alright honey he's probably listening to some scary music but is very nice

Y/n's headphones: CRAZY NOISY BIZZARE TOWN

y/n: ah the shop

*ding*

Y/n: mmm what should I get?

Y/n: super noodles chicken flavour with mushrooms or chicken flavour with corn
Hmm so difficult

*ding*

Y/n: huh

???:hey old man gimme some money

Y/n: sh-SHIT

old man: why sure Jonathan y'know you don't have to keep up that scary demeanour

Jonathon: thanks gramps I just wanna go home

(A/n: SIKE N*GGA YOU THOUGHT)

Y/n: huh oh well hmm I guess I'll just take both and go no harm no foul

Old man: so young man have you finally decided

Y/n: uhh Um y-yeah I have

Y/n: I'll take both thank you

unexpected item in bagging area

Old man: what but there's- I guess I'll just redo it

Unexpected item in bagging area

Y/n:....

Old man:....

Old man: uh-uhm you can just leave the money here

Y/n: o-oh ok thanks

*ding*

Y/n: oh man I actually thought I was gonna die for a sec so embarrassing I mean it wasn't my fault but goddamn

Y/n: well no harm no foul I guess-

~{angelic choir}~•

????: hi I'm aqua

Y/n: what?

???:oh yo I'm Kazuma

Y/n: what?

Kazuma: how did you die?

Y/n: What?

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