MHA and RWBY watches the Multiverse

Minding the Monsters

The screen turned black before changing to what looks like an old abandoned house. Suddenly, the title appeared.

Izuku Dunham: Minding the Monsters​
"Oi! Why was the he-" Katsuki stopped and turned to see Eri listening before correcting himself, "The heck is Deku's name on the screen!" at Wily, who just looked nonplussed at the exploding boy. "Well my dear time bomb, Izuku is main character as in that universe, he is a famous comedian and ventriloquist." He explained, ignoring the scathing glare from Katsuki about the nickname. "Why's his last name different?" Ochacho asked about her definitely-not-a-crush-friend. "I dunno." Was all Wily said with a shrug.

"What's a ventrilloquest?" Eri said, mispronouncing the name adorably., causing some to awe at her, including Wily, "Well, since you asked," Wily said, "A ventriloquist is someone who can make their voice and noises come out of somewhere else. Mostly through dummies and puppets." Eri nodded, accepting the answer.

"And why is it called Minding the Monsters?" Ruby asked, it sounded like something for Halloween.

"You'll see~" Wily said in a creepy tone, and they were sure he had a large smile under the hood, as the film began. The audience just accepted the answer, some reluctantly, got themselves comfortable and got ready to watch the show.

Izuku Dunham stood on the stage, smiling at his audience, dressed in a nice suit, and next to him on a seat, was one of his puppets, Toshinori (Who looked like he was in his true form) who was dressed like Frankenstein. The funny thing was that this version look like he was annoyed at everything.

"Damn, broccoli got some goods tastes." Coco said as she looked at the outfit. Meanwhile, the heroes and students were surpised to see All Might to be a puppet dressed as Frankenstein's monster.

"Is there any particular movie that scares you?" Izuku asked his tiny Puppet. "Yeah, the film of my Wedding." Izuku makes an impassive look at hearing another one of his puppets complaints about his marriage. "But sometimes if I'm depressed I watch it backwards." The unseen audience break out into laugher at the joke. "You get it, she walks away."

Slowly, everyone from the hero world turned to All Might in shock before Izuku asked him the question on everybody's mind. "Are you married All Might?" He asked with a blush on his face. All Might blushed at the question before answering. "No, I am not." He said.

Izuku just smiles as the audience, as he knew how Toshinari really felt. "But you love your wife." Small might then looked a bit embarrassed. "Yeah, I know. But at our wedding, when she came down the isle, with that giant hair and all that makeup. I felt like Yelling "It's Alive, IT'S ALIVE!"." More applause came at it, while Izuku smiled nervously.

Everybody in the audience couldn't help but smile and laugh at what the puppet said, while All Might just blushed even more.

"So how'd the service go?" Toshinari then looked a little bit upset. " Well the worst part was when the Minister asked if anyone objected and no one would listen to me." More laughter, and Dunham replied with. "Maybe they couldn't hear you." Then small Might looked up at him. "Hey your right, you weren't there." Another round of laughter.

More laughter was heard, especially from Nezu and 1-B students. Izuku was now as embarrassed as All Might.

Izuku then asked another question. "So what happened after the wedding?" Toshinari let out a small sigh. "She started eating cake." Izuku accepted that answer. "Non-stop" Izuku's face indicated he knew where this was going. "For over 45 years." Bursts of laughter came about.

Port, Taiyan, Roman and other men began to laugh hard at this. All Might was now looking at the floor to ignore the stares from some of the modest women in the audience.

"You know what scares me know?" "What?" Questioned Izuku. "When my wife goes "Does this thong make my ass look fat?"." Endless laughter occurred. Izuku was trying hard not to laugh along with them. "You didn't answer that did you?" Toshinari looked at him, "I guess I shouldn't have.". Izuku was not looking forward to this, if by his eyes narrowing. "What did you say?" "I asked her if it was a thong or if her ass grew over her panties." Izuku was now laughing with them a little.

Now the states were increasing in intensity. Of course, people were currently laughing to notice the stairs. Which included Nora, Yang and Ruby, last giggling.

"That's terrible!" And his puppet looked defeated. "Yeah, I probably should have stopped there." And Izuku now looked Horrified. "What else did you say?" And Small Might responded with "I said "No the thong doesn't make your fat ass look fat, your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat. The Thong is the victim."." Izuku was now getting irritated. "Why are you telling me this?". Small Might cheekily replied "It's a horror show right?"

"He has a point." Aizawa said from his sleeping bag, surprising some of the people from Remannt.

Izuku decided to change the subject. "Lets talk about Halloween." Small Might reluctantly agreed. "Alright, well that's less scary." Izuku couldn't help but let out a few chuckles that time.

Some of the audience also chuckled at that.

"Do you guys still get a lot of trick or treaters?" Small Might now had a deeper frown on his face. "Well not anymore." "Why?" Izuku questioned him, he looked a little embarrassed now. "A couple years ago, unfortunately, my wife answered the door with one of her knockers hanging out of her robe. "

The states turned into and All Might just covered his face. "Alternate universe." Was all he could said weakly, that didn't stop the glares.

"Yeah, we still get therapy bills form those kids." Izuku noticed one thing about his speech though. "Did you actually say knockers?" Small Might looked at him. "Yeah, I guess now they're more like flappers. Hell, if she moves just right they flop like two doggy doors."

Yang and Nora laughed at the jokes, while the other nervously laughed as the modest ones were getting ticked off.

Small Might was now looking at the audience. "Oh yeah, last week she did jumping jacks and ended up with two black eyes." The audience was booming with laughter now.

Now more laughter was being raised despite the modest ones being offended by what Small Might is saying. Nezu turned to him with a mischievous glint in his eyes. He will definitely be using this to tease him later.

"Then there's the teenagers who show up at your door with a sack and no costume." Izuku just nodded at that "Right" He gets some trick or treaters like that every year, uncreative bastards. "They just had the munchies from smoking too much weed." Izuku craned his neck to stare at him.

People who get what he means either chuckled or were shocked. The ones who didn't consisted of the children, Ruby and Penny.

"Weed?" Toshinari stared back. "Yeah, you know, pot." "I know" "Mary Jane" "...Right" "Ganja" Izuku was now just nodding his head at whatever he said. "The Chronic" He hadn't heard of that slang. "The Bangkok blast-off" ...That he had never heard of before. "The Sticky Icky." He was familiar with that one though.

"We get it already!" Yang shouted from her seat, getting tired by all the drug jokes the puppet is making.

Finally he popped the Question on everyone's mind. "How do you know all this?" Small Might looked a little depressed now. "I, have Glaucoma." And Izuku just didn't know what to say.

Silence reigned across the audience. A question forming in their minds before Nezu began to ask, "Do you have-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" All Might roared, turning into his Muscle Form.

After some minutes, All Might sat back down, panting heavily.

"So, thoughts?" Wily asked after All Might settled down.

"It was hilarious!" Yang said.

"While I agree with Xiao Long, I wished it was less crude." Weiss said, the other modest people agreeing with her.

"Ah, lighten up Ice Queen!" Yang said, smiling at Weiss's sputtering at her nickname.

"Well, that Izuku's humor is mostly crude with political incorrect humor and other things." Wily said, "Anyways, we're not done yet! There's still more! And it involves Present Mic."

For some reason, Mic had a bad feeling while Aizawa had a good feeling about this.