BTS Dorm Stories

👸🏽I. AM. A. TEN.💅🏽||Namjin, Ot7

It was a normal day like all the others.

The sun was shining, but it wasn't too hot. The birds were chirping, but not too loud. So in short, it was the perfect day.

Especially for Namjoon, your blond-haired man had stayed up all night looking for the best pick-up line he could possibly find.

~Flashback to last night~

'Come on. Why isn't there a good one.' Namjoon complained. He had been looking through several sites now but just couldn't find the perfect one to tell his boyfriend, Jin.

Now I hear y'all think: "Is tomorrow a special day than?" And the answer is no, no it isn't. But that should not matter to make your loved one feel special.

So after hours of looking through the internet, the blond-haired boy had gathered a list of three pick-up lines that he thought were amazing.

But he wasn't sure which one to pick. So Namjoon decided to text his friends.

He looked at his clock. I'm sure they are still awake.

-In the group chat (without Jin of course)-

The Destroyer: Heyy, is one of y'all awake?

Sleepyhead: What the hell do you
possibly want at this time?!

Sunshine: Yeah, it's like 03:40 in the freaking morning, Namjoon

The Destroyer: I just need your guy's opinion on something real quick👉🏼👈🏼

Baby Bunny: It better be important 'cause I miss some very crucial beauty sleep🥱😴

Mr. Abs: Oh hushh Jungkook, as if you weren't playing Call Of Duty, huh🙄😒

Alien: And you're already beautiful so...🤭

Sunshine: Taehyung! It's about Namjoon right now!😤

Alien: Sorry. What did you want to say Namjoon?

The Destroyer: Yeah right so uhm... Can you guys maybe tell which of these pick-up lines I can use the best?

Sleepyhead: ARE YOU FOR REAL SAYING THAT IS ALL YOU WAKED US UP FOR!?! YOU SON OF A...🤬

Mr. Abs: YOONGI! We are here to help a friend. We would do the same for you😡

Sleepyhead: Okay okay okay. Then get it over with🙄

Alien: Yeahh, let us hear what you have

The Destroyer: Okay okay, the first one is: "Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you"😏😏

Baby Bunny: Disappointed, but not surprised

Sunshine: Sorry to say this, but I have to agree with Kooks on this one

Alien: Uhmm, you said you have another one right?

The Destroyer: Yeah yeah, sure. Okay, here is number two: "Did you sit in sugar? Cause you have a sweet ass"🥵🍑

Alien: 🥴🥴 I'm cringing right now

Mr. Abs: Well I'm sure Jin would like to hear that🤷🏽‍♂️