Sollux's pov
Ii woke up the next day iin the ho2piital and ii had liike 22 broken bone2 because that2 my favoriite number. Ed wa2 iin the chaiir by my bed and ii wa2 2O mad at hiim for trying two 2ave me :/
"OH MY COD SOL YOUR AWWAKE!!!"
"2hut up"
But ii couldnt 2tay mad at hiim and we frenched. Then the doctor came in wearing 2ome bitch a22 2hade2.
"Yo uh we got the tests back. Nnot only are like all your bones broke as a college student, you also appear to be heavily pregnant."
Ed'2 fiin twiitched and he looked kiinda 2cared.
"wwhat"
"Not you, the yellowblood. He's pregnant as a cheap whore who's never heard of condoms. Speaking of condoms did you know a guy's penis can stretch open like whats gonna happen when you birth"
"WWHAT!!!!!!!!!" ED stood up all mad. He looked down at me with tear2 iin hii2 eyes.
"WWHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME??"
Ii wa2 2tunnneed. "Ii diidnt even know dude calm your 2exy liil tiit2."
Ed kiinda did a :/ face and 2at down. He looked at the 2exy human doctor.
"Wwell howw far along is he?" he suddenly ga2ped "Am I the father??!!?!"
"He's not far enough along for us to fucking know. But the baby has yellow blood like honey"
Eridans POV
I wwas kinda sad that the baby didnt havve sexy vviolet blood like mine. But wwhatevver, as long as its my child and not someone elses it's okay right?
"Soooo.......... Can wwe do a test or somefin to like. Yknoww. See the gender. And the father"
"What do you want us to do rip it out of the fucking womb like a baby dog from its mom?"
"Ideally."
"Waiit ii have a womb?"
"Yes you have two like a bifurcated walnut."
"Doe2 that mean..."
"Yes theyre twins like a gemini."
"Oh fuck" ii nutted becau2e ii have Aa biifurcsatiion fetiish
"SOL STOP CUMMING!!!!"
"You can lick it up ;))"
"You two are fuckin gross like dogs humping each other in the middle of the dog park while i'm just trying to eat my fucking apple juice get your fucking dogs off each other janice. Get a room"
"No"
"Alright whatever""
Then dave left and wwe had epic sex. But youll here about that next time ;)) CLIFFHANGER!
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Famous Last Words (An erisol fanfic)
FanfictionIn an au where feferi becomes the empress, after sollux is captured for use as a helmstroll, things start a little intense between him and eridan ;) ;)
