United Nations POV
"Mid, who is this?" An America in a very Polynesian outfit asks. Mid is going to respond but is cut off by Florida. "This is the UN. Mid's boss.". The America then turns to me; "Oh, well nice to meet you UN! I'm the physical embodiment of the Hawaiian cultural region of the United States. You can call me Hawaii for short.". A gruff looking Ame walks over to me next. "I'm the physical embodiment of the Alaskan cultural region of the United States, Alaska for short". Finally, 2 other Americas walk up to me. "Hi I'm Socal, the physical embodiment of the Southern Californian cultural region. And this is San Francisco. He's the physical embodiment of the San Francisco cultural region.". "Isn't San Francisco a city?" I ask. SF replies; "Why yes, but me and New York City have such prominent cultures that we are classified as our own cultural region." "Gets confusing, doesn't it?" Socal replies. I was not prepared for this.
America- I mean Mid invited me over for dinner so I could get to know the rest of the regions. As SF said, New York City had his own cultural region and was quite the narcissist. Not as much as New England however, who was also quite full of himself. Then we have Deep South and Deep North. Now DS seemed to despise NE more than he despised DN. But the one he despised the most was Rust Belt. Even with his rapid de-industrialization, he still liked working on machines and was the household's repairman. Hell, he arrived to dinner covered in gasoline.
Then theres Appalachia, who was quite similar to DS, however Appalachia was more reserved but also seemed to have no signs of racist tendencies in him. DS still occasionally said something slightly racist here or there, but you could tell he was trying to improve. West Sun Belt is next and from what the others have told me, he has a horrible gambling addiction. Cascadia was originally wary of me and when i asked the others why, they told me he had horrible paranoia. Colorado was pretty chill, probably cause he was high the entire time. Louisiana cooked dinner and it was some of the best food I had, especially when paired with the appetizer WSB made.
Rocky Mountains (aka Rockies) was busy chatting with friends online, but was eventually able to come downstairs halfway through dinner. And the last one was Texas. The other Ames told me that he loved to play pranks but he decided to chill for the dinner due to it being my first time here and he didn't want to make Mid look bad.
After dinner, we all hung out for a bit before I had to leave due to the Koreas fighting again. Right before I left, I asked Mid if anyone else knew about the other Ames and he responded that no one else did. I told him I'd keep it a secret but he responded by saying that he'll tell some of his family about them. He also thanked me for a nice night before we said our goodbyes and left.
(Author's Note: This is mainly a chapter for explaining the characters cause I'm to lazy to write every bit of dialogue)
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Culturally Divided
FanfictionAmerica has some secrets. A lack of sleep, an inability to control his entire country. Hell, even his family notices some changes. I'm starting to think that he might be a poser.
