Free Candy

Icy J was walking down the street when a white van started to follow him. He looked at the van as he heard the engine in back of him. The guy then called out his window, "Free candy dude! Don't you want some? It makes you happy instantly!" Icy J thought for a moment, and then went to his van and held out his hands. "It better not be hard candy, my mom says I'll break my teeth of I eat those."
"Well lucky for you I'm not your mom, anyway they are kinda like Smartees!"The man dropped a few white tablets in his hand. "This doesn't look like Smartees..."
"If you don't want these, I got some more in the front, but you'll have to come in."
"Ok" Icy J said.

The awkward moment when y get into the van

And there's no candy