(Whatsapp)
(Subject: Qiyana.)
(special thanks to Flamius for giving me the idea for this page.)Morgana: okay, which one of you b*tches told Qiyana about our groupchat?
Katarina: what?
Ahri: I thought we all agreed to not tell the spoiled b*tch about our groupchat.
Morgana: we did.
Morgana: but someone told her.
Morgana: and now she's bothering me nonstop about adding her.
Tiara: wait, why is she bothering YOU of all people?
Morgana: I'm the ademin.
Tiara: huh. Who would have thought?
Morgana: now, which one of you was it so I can kill her?
Katarina: don't look at me.
Katarina: I can't even stand to be near her.
Tiara: I can't stand being in the same building as her.
Ahri: it took Grey to use his Lord powers to stop me from killing her, so it's not me.
Sona: I genuinely hate her existence.
Evelynn: I'd rather go into Teemo's mushroom garden than actually hang around her.
Miss Fortune: I'd rather shoot myself than talk to her.
Miss Fortune: and I'm serious. I would honestly shoot myself around her if the Institute would just let me die.
Miss Fortune: but I can't because of that f*cking Champions' protection.
Karma: I am the most spiritually balanced person in all of Ionia, yet even my patients runs thin around her.
Vi: honestly, hating her is the one thing me and Jinx have in common.
Jinx: Yeah, I actually agree with Vi.
LeBlanc: you think you people can't stand her?
LeBlanc: I worked for Mordekaiser. I saw how true rulers act. And then some whore from an unknown kingdom with God-complex dares to actually act high and mighty around me?
LeBlanc: it's like Nasus having to deal with Zoe.
Morgana: THEN WHO WAS IT?!?!?
Ahri: we don't know.
Morgana: you know what? Just to spite whoever it is, I'm adding her.
Sona: hoe, don't you dare!
Ahri: yeah, don't punish all of us for the mistakes of one b*tch!
Morgana has added Qiyana.
Qiyana: How dare you not include me into this chat from the start!
Qiyana: did you people forget who I am!?
Miss Fortune: literally two texts from her and I already have Shock's barrel on my head.
Miss Fortune: and the summoners just took my guns.
Miss Fortune: does anyone know if Kindred is around?
Miss Fortune: I want to have a nice conversation with Wolf.
Miss Fortune: blood will be involved, but at least I'll have peace afterwards.
Tiara: this reminds me, we should add Lamb later.
Morgana: anyway, who told you about our chat?
Qiyana: who told me is not important.
Qiyana: what is important is that you peasants never told me about this groupchat made for female champions!
Katarina: "peasants"?
Tiara: b*tch, I'm a direct descendant of the gods, YOU are the peasant compared to me.
Sona: I'm a Demacian noble, so how am I a peasant?
Vi: we at Piltover don't care about royalty, so stuff like peasants don't exist.
Karma: neither in Ionia.
Qiyana: your opinions mean nothing!
Qiyana: I am the future empress of Ixtal! Only my opinions matter.
Sona: last time I checked, your parents would rather burn the Kingdom than give it to you.
Evelynn: Ha!
Tiara: well played, Sona.
Katarina: also, last time I checked, Ixtal was barely the size of Piltover.
Katarina: and that's WITHOUT including Zaun.
Jinx: plus, aren't you like, 11th place to the throne.
Qiyana: I am the true ruler of Ixtal, no matter what anyone else says!
Evelynn: I'm a Demon of agony, but hearing her talk is torture I wouldn't put anyone through.
Morgana: if you want her to stop, then tell me who told her!
Ahri: we didn't tell her!
Ahri: so why are we being tortured by having to put up with her?
Morgana: well, someone told her and they must pay!
LeBlanc: maybe it was Lux.
LeBlanc: it could be her way of revenge for us kicking her out.
Qiyana: it wasn't the light idiot.
Qiyana: I don't actually talk to her.
Qiyana: her constant use of puns makes me want to rip my ears off.
Sona: wow.
Sona: she actually said something reasonable.
Katarina: I just found out who it was.
Morgana: well, who was the b*tch?
Katarina: it's not actually a b*tch.
Katarina: but the son of one.
Katarina: it was Draven.
Tiara: what?
Tiara: how?
Ahri: and more importantly, why?
Katarina: Apparently, Draven got drunk and started taunting Qiyana about how she wasn't even added to our groupchat.
Katarina: and that's how she found out.
Miss Fortune: so, does that mean we don't have to suffer the spoiled b*tch being here anymore since it wasn't any of us?
Qiyana: don't you dare, filth!
Qiyana: I am an empress, and I deserve your respect.
Morgana: you're right, Qiyana.
Morgana: in fact, I'm going to start treating you with the respect you TRULY deserve.
Morgana has removed Qiyana.
Morgana: I think I had a tiny orgasim from doing that.
Sona: not a single person here blames you.
Miss Fortune: on an entirely new subject, who wants to start aiming for Draven's crotch inside the rift from now on?
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AWITL Social Media
HumorThis is the social media of the characters in my story. It was inspired by nxghtwing's work.