(I've been reading a lot of text posts recently so why not make a chapter of them-)
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Boat: my stomach growled super loud in French
Boat: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class, I apologise
Party Hat: bonjour
Pizza: le growl
Shieldy: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette
Baguette: why do I even go on this website…
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Glowing Heart: drink some water please… if you refuse to drink water.. I'll call you something real mean…
Cologne: you could never
Glowing Heart: yes I could!! I can be mean! You are… uh..
Diamond: you got this Glowing Heart! Come on!
Extension Cord: I believe in you Glowing Heart!!
Glowing Heart: oh geez.. oh gosh.. uh..
Holly: come on Glowing Heart!!
OSO Novel: it's okay Glowing Heart! You can do it!!
Glowing Heart: y-you're DEHYDRATED! I'm so sorry I'm so sorry!
Holly:
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Glowing Heart: I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY!!!
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Diary: she was poetry, but he couldn't read
Moonstone: his name was jarred, he's nineteen
Latte: when his parents built a very strange machine
Feather: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Nail: aaaay macarena!
Smartie: horrible job everyone..
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Cupcake: I got a headache
Cupcake: Google says I'm gonna die
Dice: why is google sending you death threats for having a headache?
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Pen: this town ain't big enough for the two of us…
Eraser: maybe so, but my heart certainly is..
Pen: pardner…
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Soap: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed
Tissues: no
Soap: this was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage
Cheesy: word*
Soap: I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven's front door
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