Server: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumb###es and dumb###es exclusively.
Server: a guy asked me what the Spanish word for torilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Vape: what kind of animal is the Pink Panther?
Server, already taking his shirt off: oh Vape, you're so f###ing stupid
Vape: uh Server..?
