Disclaimer: I am sorry for the lack of chapters and I need to finish this book already.
"Aaaaaaaargh" said Sedric in a very posh way, I need to be free with myself tonight. His parents were disappointed with him as they thought that Sedric meant 'I don't like you anymore.' So they did something really evil and told the very grumpy cat to be his 'companion'. Sedric was very confused and wanted to leave kill the grumpy cat but when he stabbed it with a knife, it started saying: "Much happy, such Neutrogena!" Then when Sedric looked back at the cat, he noticed it became a dog. A talking dog. He was so confused that he nearly had a heart attack but fortunately his parents came back to the house and helped him with his meltdown.
More to come in this chapter
