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Dududu we have the capital! Belfastttt
Dududu we have That one that hade a tv show derryyyyy
And we have that one city thats more like a viliageeee Lisburn
Belfast And Derry sat on the sofa "Hey Bel aren't we technically older than Northern?" Belfast Looked At Derry "no why would you think that?" Belfast Squinted "Well Because Northern Only really became a country in 1921 and we were alive before that.."
Belfast eyes widened "holy titanic you're right We're older than are dad" Belfast was shook
"Mmmm"Derry Looked At Belfast And Belfast Looked At Derry "Horrible historiessss!!"Derry screamed
In a flash Belfast Grabbed The remote
And with that the horrible histories feast has begun
(This is my jam tho)
"WE WERE BORN 2RULE OVER YOU KING George 4 3 1 AND 2YOU HAD TO WHAT WE TOLD YOU TOOO JUST BECAUSE ARE BLOOD WAS BLUEEE"The Horrible sining Of the Two cities Rang Through The house
As the song came to a end Lisburn Bursts Through the door "I HAVE JUST FALLEN IN COW SHIT!" Belfast and Derry stared at Lisburn Who was covered in yep cow Dung
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"Derry and Belfast laughed and laughed
"Uhh whatever i need to go Take a shower"Lisburn STormed Of
"Hehehhehe Hey Derry" Belfast said with a smug look on his face "wanna sneak into the pub at night?"
Derry light up"Do I YES of course how about 11am"
"Seems good!"
Bad boy cities S Sa
YOU ARE READING
Northern cities
Fanfiction(That moment when you're sister makes a story cover for you even tho she doesn't have wattpad) •Cue music• We have Belfast! We have Derry! And finally Lisburn! A Day in the life of the northern Irish cities welll some!
