Bellatrix: why is it that every time I have fun it is immediately considered wrong?
Narcissa: PEOPLE DIE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN!
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Molly: Fred, get that disgusting thing out of the living room.
Fred: Ron, mum wants you to leave the house!
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Fred: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ron: That was deep.
George: Philosophy is wondering weather ketchup is a smoothie.
Ron: That was deeper.
Ginny: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a smoothie you idiots!
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Narcissa: Did you just refer to your wand as a "people opener"?
Bellatrix: Should I not have?
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Mcgonagall: Alright, who's fault is this!?
Hermione: It was Harry!
Ron: It was Harry!
Harry: It was Harry!
Mcgonagall: *raises eyebrow*
Harry: Oh poop.