Sirius: do you think that I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Remus: you are a hazard to society!
James: And a coward, do twenty
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Ron: Hey, Hermione, I made you a nice, hot cup of coffee!
Hermione: it's cold.
Ron: a nice cup of coffee.
Hermione: It's horrible!
Ron: cup of coffee.
Hermione: I'm not even sure if this is coffee.
Ron: cup.
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Satan: so... about that soul of yours...
Harry: no returns.
Satan: please, it's making me sad
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Dumbledore(about umbridge): now, professor Mcgonagall, what did I say about comparing her to the devil?
Mcgonagall: *sighs* that it's offensive to the devil.
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Mcgonagall: *loses Dumbledore in a crowd*
Mcgonagall: SLYTHERIN WON THE HOUSE CUP!
Dumbledore: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 points to gryffindor.
Mcgonagall: found him.
