Hetalia Diary reading

Chapter One

Prussia; ''The awesome me will read because I am so awesomely awesome!'' Prussia snatched the book out of America's hands. Germany; ''vhy must he be like this..''.

Prussia opened it back to the first page and burst out laughing as soon as he saw what was written. Prussia;'' KESESESESESESE!!'' *wheeze*. South Italy; What is it you stupid potato bastard. The Prussian stifled his laughter and read out the entry. 

Prussia; Dear dairy, I hope Korea Gangnam style's off a cliff. -China.

The whole room bursts into laughter. Korea; ''WHY DA ZE!?'' China; ''Do you know how annoying it is when you suddenly appear and start doing it every day aru!? Just last week you flashed mobbed at the great wall of China!'' Taiwan; ''He's right it is annoying.'' Japan; ''Agreed.'' Korea; ''Your all just jealous that I have K-pop!''  Prussia; ''Any vhay moving on.''

Prussia; Dear diary, If I hear anyone from my government say one more time that Canada is little more than ''A few acres of snow'' They just see harsh wilderness, the lack of sugar crop, inflated expenses, and corrupt officials. What they do not see is Matthieu. My son, my little angel. It's not his fault, I will do everything I can to defend him even from my own people if need be! -France

Awww most of the female nations cooed at how sweet and fatherly France could be. Said Frenchman blushed. France; ''Well z'his iz embarrassing'' Canada stared at France. Canada; ''Thank you Papa for everything.'' France jumped up from his seat and pulled Canada into a big hug. France; Papa loves you so much my sweet adorable Matthieu! Canada; Prussia I think you can continue now.

Prussia; South Korea loves to prank the other nations especially the other Asian countries. He has an album full of pictures from the aftermath of those pranks.

North Italy; ''Ve~ would let me see it some-a time?'' South Korea; Sure I have a lot of funny picture's in there da-ze!'' Prussia; ''This shall be the last entry I'll read because my awesome voice is getting awesomely tired!''

Prussia; One time Romano called Spain boss, Spain was so happy he cried and ran around with Romano on his shoulders, lets just say Romano learned his lesson and has never called him that again.

South Italy; ''Che and I'll never say it again he wouldn't let me down for hours! Stupid tomato bastard.'' The nation blushed. Spain; ''Ah I remember that day I was so happy my little hermano called me boss~''. Belgium; ''So that's why you where running around like that.'' North Italy; ''That was-a so nice of fratello.'' South Italy; ''S-Shut up stupid little brother.'' Romano got up and took the book from Prussia. S. Italy (I got lazy lol); ''I'll-a read now.''

S. Italy; Dear diary, Sometimes I wonder if it's my fault Russia turned out this way... -Prussia

Prussia seemed to have lost all interest in what was being said and turned his head away whistling. Germany looked at his older brother. Germany; ''Und vhat does that mean?'' Prussia; ''Nothing.'' Russia; ''I am also wanting to know, I do not get what this means.'' Lithuania; ''You know now that I think about you and the others where all obsessed with converting people, like Mr. Russia is obsessed with getting people to doing of the becoming one with him...'' As if on que a screen appeared in front of all the nations and a video started playing.

The video showed a small Russia in tattered clothing hiding behind a tree. Then a small Prussia wearing a Teutonic knight uniform and holding a small sword appeared behind him smiling evilly as a small Gilbird flew atop his head.  Chibi Prussia; ''Found you~'' Chibi Russa; ''AHHH! GO AWAY!!'' Tiny Russia started running with tiny Prussia chasing after him. Chibi Prussia; ''CONVERT OR DIE DIRTY PAGAN!!''  With that the scene faded.

China; ''It was your fault aru!!'' China smacked Prussia on the head. Prussia; ''Ow! Vhat I was only doing my job!'' S. Italy; ''Che moving on.''

S. Italy; Dear diary, My masterpiece is almost complete once my life sized lego fortress is complete, I'LL SHOW EVERYONE AND PROVE MYSELF AS KING OF NORTHERN EUROPE HAHAHAHA!''-Denmark

Denmark; ''Damn right I will HAHAHAHAHA!!'' Norway starred choking the Dane with his tie. Norway; ''Your such an idiot.'' Sweden grunted in agreement. S. Italy; ''Yea what ever stupid lego bastard. On to the next ooone...'' 

Spain; ''Roma?'' Romano stared in shock at what he just read tears welling up in his eyes trembling with fear. No this couldn't be true, this cant be happening. He dropped the book on the ground. The light and cheerful atmosphere that was in the room changed to one of worry and uneasiness.  N. Italy; ''Fratello whats wrong?'' Italy got up and headed near his brother with Malta and Spain in toe, he picked up the book and read the text. N. Italy; ''O-Oh I see now'' The ever cheerful mood that the Italian nation seemed to have suddenly disappeared. Germany; ''Italiens?''

S. Italy; ''D-did you know?'' N. Italy; ''Not-a really but I always had a feeling..'' S. Italy; ''And-a you never told me!?'' N. Italy; ''I didn't want-a make you worry!'' S. Italy; ''DAMMIT FELICIANO I'M-A YOUR BROTHER YOUR SUPPOSED-A TO TELL ME THESE THINGS!!'' By this time both brothers where full on crying. Malta; ''And what thing should he have been telling US big BROTHER.'' The entire room was waiting for an answer. The Northern part of Italy looked at all the nations staring at him taking note of the worried looks on his close friends and family's faces, stopped his crying and took a deep breath before reading the text from the book.

N. Italy; Contrary to popular belief if one of the Italy brothers where to disappear it would be Italy Veneziano not Romano because Venice is a city that will one day drown.