Hetalia Diary reading

Chapter 6

Many thoughts were running through several nations minds as Israel started to read from the book. Some were scared to find out the next secret hoping it wouldn't be one of their's, some where still thinking about Prussia and how selfless he was, he sacrificed so much not only for his people but for theirs as well, quite a few of them need to apologize to him as well as thank him. 

Israel; Dear diary I blew up Sve's castle again today it was awesome! But then everyone teamed up on me and killed me with meat it was so embarrassing.. -Denmark. 

The Nordics have a minecraft server they play on together. Denmark is often a troll and destroy Sweden's castles, but then everyone else teams up on Denmark and kills him with meat, just to humiliate him. 

There were snorts and giggles coming from all around the room, the Nordics had a mischievous aura surrounding them as the Danish man turned red. Israel smiled as the mood in the room lightened a little.

Israel; South Italy and North Italy become very serious and mature when talking about and practicing religion. It's very beautiful. 

N. Italy; ''Ve, we do? I-a never noticed.'' Malta; ''Yes you do.'' S. Italy; ''Che of course we do idiota, religion is-a not something to be-a taken lightly.'' The nations stared at the siblings in shock, the Italy brothers serious? How is that even possible.  

Israel; Dear diary, If America ask's me if I sparkle one more time I.WILL.BITE.HIM. -Romania. 

The room burst into laughter. Did he actually do it? some random nation asked. America; ''Yes he did and it hurt like hell!'' Romania; ''Well that's what you get!'' Romania pouted.

Israel; England and Prussia are both loved by animals no matter what kind and wild animals will often follow them home, one time England went to the zoo with Sealand and ended up bringing back 2 lions that had escaped and followed him home when they refused to go back the zoo actually let him keep them, he had them house trained within a week. 

This was not the only case and so every time an animal decides they want to be kept by the twins they'll bring them to England's main home a Mansion in the middle of a British forest or The camp that was never used in WW II that Prussia reconstructed to be his own awesome house of awesomeness in East Germany. 

All this is also the reason England had no trouble raising Australia, in fact every time he visits there's this crocodile that always seems to show up just to crawl around England, it freaked Australia out the first few times it happened but eventually he got used to it he now calls that crocodile his Britain detector.  

England; ''Don't call her that git! At least give her a proper English name!'' The Brit smacked Australia on the head. Australia; ''OWww Muuum but it's true!'' England; ''How many times have I told you not to call me that!'' America; ''Wait you have a pet lion? That's so cool I wanna see!'' England; ''Actually I have two and the female is pregnant so more on the way, but you're not going to see them I'd rather die then give away the address to my main home it's the only place I ever get any peace and quiet!'' America; ''Aww but Iggggyyyy.'' England; ''Don't call me that!! Look once the cubs are born they'll be small enough that I can take them out of the area with me you can meet them then.'' The Brit said as Japan muttered something about tsundere's. America; ''Yay!'' The American cheered. Lichtenstein; ''Can I meet them too?'' England; ''Why of course you can but you'll have to wait a few more weeks until they're born and strong enough to be around more people.'' The British man smiled at his little sister. France; ''Ohonohonohon lookz like your going zoft anglatere.'' England; ''Shut up you stupid frog!'' France; ''Black sheep of Europe!'' Germany; ''I hate to interrupt but I couldn't help but notice that the entry said mien bruder has his own 'house of awesomeness' vould you care to elaborate.'' Everyone stared at Britain. England; ''Well you see a few decades ago Prussia found this abandoned half finished concentration camp hidden in a forest in East Germany the place had an airtight Room which he needs for reasons, so he decided to demolish the rest of the half finished building and rebuild on top of it, that place is now the place he stays when he's not over at Germany's or staying with me. If you want the address you'll have to ask him I'm sworn to secrecy.'' Germany; ''You mean he's had house this entire time!?'' N.Italy; ''And here I-a thought he just-a lived in Germany's basement~.'' England; ''Well he'll usually end up spending most of his week there so I don't blame you.''