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Math Class

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by spaceghostx

by spaceghostx

Slender: OKAY class let's start the day off with some new math problems. What's 5×2? Come on children don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

L.j: *raises hand*

Slender: yes Jack?

L.j: 12?

Slender: Alright, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on kids, don't be shy.

Masky: *raises hand* I think I know the answer Mr. SlenderMan!

Jeff: I think I know the answer Mr SlenderMan. *Mimicking*

Masky: shut up fat boy.

Jeff: Hey! Don't call me fat you FUCKING Jew!

Slender: Jeff?! Did you just say the f word?

Jeff: Jew?

Masky: no, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.

Slender: Masky!

Jeff: Why the fuck not?

Slender: JEFF!

E.j: dude, you just said Fuck again.

Slender: JACK!

Hoodie: hmm?

Slender: HOODIE!

Jeff: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anyone. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Slender: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?!

Jeff: How would you like to suck my balls?

All: *gasp*

Slender: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Jeff: uhhhh, I'M Sorry I'M sorry. What I said was. *Takes out microphone* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR SLENDERMAN?!

Ben: holy shit dude.