There were only 3 rules of Hell.
1. Thou shalt not forgive, nor be forgiven.
2. Thou shalt not repent for thy sins.
And perhaps the most important of all...
3. Thou shalt not fall in love with the enemy.
They were set in stone from the very moment that Satan had fallen to the barren wasteland that so aptly described Hell, and the punishments for breaking them were so unspeakable, they were considered taboo to even speak of in a world that belonged the taboo, to the sinned, to the damned... to the... land of the waste.
Lucifer woke up in a cold sweat, heaving bosoms sending chills down his spine. He sat up in his BONE BED and tied his hair into a messy bun. His servant, Edward (a young Chinese concubine he had taken a shine to in the late 1700s) knocked his BONE DOOR cautiously, calling out his name.
Edward: LUCY-san! LUCY-san! おはようございます！そこに行って今すぐキスしたい！
Lucifer: Haiiii! ^^
Edward (falling down like when someone does a baka): Watashi needs to wake up! It is time for your big day -desuu~~~! (^ o ^)\!
Lucifer (tongue stickin' out n pushin' his eyelid down): Ngeh! You can't make me uwu!
Edward: Then... /o\ (cackles evily) how about some tickles to your tum tum!
Edward tickles Lucifer up down, left right, over and under and Lucifer giggles like a little baby des~~~~~
Lucifer: Baka~~~~ HAHA!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~ DO THAT AGAIN AND IM SENDING YOU BACK TO THE HELL DUMPSTERS HEHHEHEHEHEHE!!!!~~~~ ALONG WITH THE REST OF YOUR FAMIWYYY (alex, justin and edwards wife)
Edward stops moving his long, knobbly fingers up and down lucifers toned muscles and started licking them instead.
Lucifer (pouts): hmm /_\...
Edward (stops licking to look up slyly): Hah?? Why the long face master???
Lucifer: I want you... 2 lick a little more down...
Edward slyly puts hand over lucifers pants
Edward: owo.... owo... here??
Lucifer (pouty again adorably): hmph... More... more down
Edward (resting tongue on feet): slurp... here
Lucifer instantly brightens up n giggles again
Lucifer: hehehe... thats right ^^!
Edward: Ooh okie if u say sooo
Edward is about to resume the licking when...
Satan enters the room by way of the BONE DOOR....
Lucifer: DADDDEEE???
Edward: ma- ma- master?!!?!
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Forbidden Romance || Lucifer x Jesus Fanfiction
RomanceJesus was born to be a gody-two-shoes (pun intended), and the Ultimate Virgin. Lucifer was made to be a damnation of sin, a anomaly, the Fallen one. What happens when two sworn enemies cross paths, and the tables are suddenly turned not just upside...
