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Rein: I've got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate.
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Nico: Hi Mallory! You look very nice today.
Mallory, thinking: Oh god, he just complimented me. What do I do? Do I say you too? No, that's desperate. You're not too bad yourself? No, too harsh. Think fast, Mal, think fast!
Mallory: Merry Christmas!
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Devan: Has anyone seen my hoodie?
Jacey: No
Devan: ...you're wearing it.
Jacey: So, what are you going to do? Take it off of me right here in the living room?
Devan, walking toward Jacey:
Roxy, getting in between them: Nope, you're not undressing her in front of me.
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Vixen, trying to talk to Rein in private: Honey, can we have some privacy?
Neyo: No way. You adopted me. That's not how having kids works.
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Melody: Good morning.
Jacey: Good morning.
Milo: Good morning.
Roxy: Geez, you guys sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit!
Silas: MORNING MOTHERF**KERS
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Ash: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's 'intelligent' and 'really cool' but when I do it I'm 'petty' and 'need to move on'
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Vixen: Here you are! A nice hot cup of coffee.
Rein: It's cold.
Vixen: Nice cup of coffee.
Rein: It's... Horrible.
Vixen: Cup of coffee.
Rein: I'm not even sure it is coffee.
Vixen: Cup.
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Interviewer: It's clear that you trust your friends.
Devan: I trust them about as far as I can throw them.
Interviewer: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that...
Devan: Don't be. I can throw them very far.
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Ash: Why do I have to be the bad guy?
Gavin: don't know. Why am I the dumb one? We all have our thing.
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Ash: I know 200 ways to kill a man.
Mallory: You could glue a jar of rats to his face and blowtorch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way through his face.
Ash: ...201.
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