𝐎𝐂 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Chapter 4

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Jacey: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Milo: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Roxy: Tackle him.
Melody: Dump him.
Silas: Kick him in the shin
Devan: DO NONE OF THOSE JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN I AM ALSO OKAY WITH PICKING YOU UP YOU'RE THAT SMALL Y'KNOW :((

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Melody: What name did you guys get in your yearbook?
Milo: Nicest eyes.
Jacey: Prettiest smile.
Devan: "Least likely to start a barfight, but most likely to win one."

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Vixen: Aside from cooking, what basic life skills do I not have?
Rein: Oh, My Love.
Rein: I'm not sure we have time for that.

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Ash: I was thinking-
Gavin: About me?
Ash: No. I was thinking-
Gavin: About me!
Ash: Stop! I was thinking about-
Gavin: Me.
Ash: I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT YOU.

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Devan, on the phone: Hello, Roxy? My hands are stuck in Pringles tubes. Yes, both hands.
Devan: Look, it's not important how I dialed the number, just send help.

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Cop: you have the right to remain silent
Silas: I have the right, but I do not have the ability

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Crystal: would you stop accusing me of having favorites? I love all of you Melody and non-Melody equally

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Roxy: I feel like starting shit.
Roxy, on the 'gæ 💃🕺🏻' groupchat: Applesauce... is a smoothie.

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Silas: Milo won't pick up his phone
Melody: I'll call
Silas: Roxy and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Milo, over the phone to Melody: Hello?
Silas:
Silas: MEL WHAT THE FUCK-

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Gavin: In this world, it's milk or be milked.
Ash: it's really not

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