Too Many Chances || Taekook

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2:56

J: hey wassup, sorry i got a little busy

Tae: heyyy daddy

Its okayyy no need to apologize to me

You can make it up to me by telling me your name

And what you look like

Just who you are, please

J: hmmm..

Okay fine

Just because you asked so nicely

Im Jeon Jungkook, im 21, im very very straight.

There now you know who i am

Change name to Jungkook? yes or no

Tae: OMG

IM TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT?!!??!

IM GLAD I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER

YOU CAN RUN ME OVER AND I'D SAY SORRY

Jungkook: wow calm down tae

Like I said, I'm straight, remember?

Tae:

Jungkook: it's the truth

Tae: Okay okay whatever

Jungkook: Tae you said your best friend was Park Jimin, right?

Tae: yeah, jealous?

Jungkook: Why would I be jealous?

Tae: Because i have someone that loves me

Jungkook: I actually feel bad because someone would have to

deal with your annoying ass

Tae: oh so now you're thinking about my ass??

I knew you weren't straight Kook

Jungkook: first I am very straight. I'm so straight calling myself

straight would be an understatement. Second, what's with the nickname?

Tae: oh please just wait i can make you so gay

And that just came to my head, why? You don't like it?

Jungkook: i mean i'm not used to being called Kook, mostly

I just get called Kookie by most people

Tae: oh Kookie?? Hmm i like that name 

Change name to Kookie? yes or no 

Kookie: ugh.

It's better than the other names you call me

Tae: well i have to go hang out with Jimin now

Kookie: well bye tae

Tae: bye daddy ;)

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im such a noob at this