These guys seemed pretty nice, pretty....manipulatable.
"Its great to meet you 035! I'm glad your fighting for the good guys."
The soldier, who's name was Dan, raised his hand to shake mine.....I shook it! I mean who wouldn't? I wonder if the medics will ever find out though...
Well, that doesn't matter right now, one soldier doesn't matter, what matters is gaining the trust of whoever runs the show around here. Its nighttime anyways, I should get some sleep, or at least act like it.
My host fell apart limb by limb, I fell on the floor, not the best place to be, but hey, at least I'm recognized!
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I waited there for the night, until Dan, and his friends woke up. Their reactions were priceless!
"Morning everyone and-OH DEAR GOD!"
"What is it Dan!?"
"035!"
They all looked down at my dead, and rotting hosts body.
"What the hell happened!?"
The General then walked in.
"What's all this noise about?"
The General looked down at my hosts body.
"Ah, I guess 035 hasn't told you about his supernatural abilities. As long as nobody touches him we should be good. Nobody touched him, right?"
Dan's friends looked at him.
"I gave him a handshake, nothing bad will happen right!?"
Almost right on que, my new friend, Dan, dropped to the ground, his body already showing signs of decomposition.
"Let this be a lesson...." The General then walked away, with the rest of Dan's friends backing away from me.
"Also, 035."
"Yes?"
"My higher ups told me what rank you are going to be."
"And what did they say?"
"...Lieutenant."
Lieutenant!? What? I only get command of a squad of idiots!? This system is fucking rigged, I'm the smartest one here, that's bullshit.
"If you have any problems meet me in my office." The General then walked away.
Pfft, problem? I have more than a problem, I'm having a crisis!
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It was the next day after I got my "promotion", and the General just walked in.
"Alright, soldiers, your assignment today is another raid, Site-23 to be exact. Our spy's on the inside have told us that security is low because of a recent containment breach, the site holds objects that will help us. Our spy's will help you out from the inside, while you go in loud, we will have other units on standby. Got it?"
"Sir, yes sir!" The people in my squad repeated, I repeated it as well so that he wouldn't get suspicious, or demote me.
"Alright men! MOVE OUT!"
Our squad ran to some transport trucks, and off we went.
This is gonna be fun....
