𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗬'𝗦 𝗜𝗡𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘, 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚

Pink Woman

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A week or so after the mysterious death of Dumbledore, the "beloved" head master had died. The ministry sought out to find the cause of the man death but turned up blank with no evidence or witnesses they labeled it as a natural cause of death.

Seeing as the man was probably, a hundred years old it was his time. And made Hayden Hayden Marvolo Black Riddle–Snape soon to be Malfoy, the happiest teen in Hogwarts.

Having gotten away with Dumbledore, the boy thought the ministry would finally employee Snape as the new head master but of-course the system fails him and hires some bloody woman dressed in an awful pink outfit.

"Excuse me?!" Hayden roared quieting the dining Pavilion. "Out of all the people the ministry could have appointed they chose pinkie!!" He shouts sharing his clear distaste towards the woman. "She has less experience running a school that a turtle."

"Hey! Don't be rude to turtles!" Luna Lovegood, a ravenclaw student called out.

"Sorry, Luna but it's true."

"Mr. Riddle-Snape, I advise you to keep your voice down unless your willing to sufferer the consequences." Dolores Umbridge said in calm and politeful way but Hayden could see right through here hidious mask.

"Fuck you, Dolores." Students and Teachers gasped at Hayden's vulgar language, well besides his friends and Snape.

"That's it. One months detention!"

"You must be on some pretty heavy drugs if you think, I'm going to detention." Hayden rolled his eyes before taking a stand. Draco went to follow his mate, but Hayden sat him back down. "Stay. I know how much you like to eat your green apples at the table."

"Okay." Hayden kissed his mates head then turned around to flip Umbridge off.

He walked out of the dinning pavilion with his head held high and a few snickering Slytherin's in his wake. The flawless son of Riddle and Snape walked out of Hogwarts and into the forbidden forest.

Hayden found a secluded part of the forest and took a seat, sitting criss-cross. He opened his mouth to let out a monsterious wail of anger with a hint of death.

After finishing his scream, Hayden layed down on the forest floor tired. Banshee screaming always seemed to drain the young wizard and he hated it.

The sound of hooves stepping on dried dead leaves forced Hayden to lift up his head but upon seeing who it was he layed back down.

"Hey Andy." The black eyed teen said to the brown deer with long white antlers.

"Don't "hey" me. What the hell was all that screaming for?" The male deer trotted over to the laying boy.

"It's nothing."

"So you almost paralyzing everything in the forest is "nothing"?" Andy asked laying down across from Hayden. "You know you're scream woke up little Bambi."

"Sorry." Hayden apologized flatly.

"Alright what the hell is going on?" Andy reached over and hit Hayden in his knee with his hoof. "And don't lie to me bitch. I have a sixth sense, so I know when your lieing."

"Who taught you such language?" Hayden asked glaring at the stag.

"You did. Now quit stalling." Andy huffed.

"Fine. So it all started this morning, right? I was walking down the halls with my little snakes–"

"Little snakes?" Andy asked.

"House mates. Anyway, like I said we were walking down the hall heading over to the dinning room for lunch after classes. While we were eating out lunch noticed some monster from the pits of hell sitting at the headmaster's seat, now this got me thinking. Who the hell is this woman? Why the fuck is she here? And who the fuck dressed here? And if she did herself, was it in the dark––"

"Please skip the fashion details." The stag rolled his big brown eyes.

"Well fuck you too then." Hayden rolled his eyes. "So back to the story. Me being the person I was brought up to be I called the bloody cunt out and said "What the hell is that and why is it sitting with the teachers?" I of-course gained a couple laughs." Hayden couldn't help but chuckle himself remembering the woman's face.

"Yeah, yeah move on." Andy said getting impatient.

"Okay. So minutes later the slag had the balls to try and give me detention and I wasn't standing for it– granted I was sitting at the time– and flicked her off before leaving. Which brings me here." Hayden summed up his afternoon.

"Your fuckin' crazy." The deer voiced his thoughts as he shook his head.

"Honestly, I need to stop cursing around you." Hayden rolled his dark eyes at Andy.

"So what are you gonna do about this "pink woman"?" Andy asked.

"Not sure yet, but it may or may not involve killing her like Dumbledore." Hayden shrugged. "Well this was a nice talk, but I gotta get back." The boy stood up and stretch. "Say hi to wife and son for me."

"Yeah, now get the fuck out of here."

"So pushy." Hayden walks over to a trees shadow and let's the darkness wrap around him and transport him back to the Slytherin common room.

"I say we kill, Umbridge." Hayden recognized that voice. It was Joseph, the first year he met about a week ago.

"Why?" Asked another first years, Lilith.

"Because she upset the queen and must be dealt with." Joseph's Anna sneered. "The woman deserves a very painful death." The blonde girl huffed as she looked at the raging orange fires burning in the fireplace.

Hayden likes this girl. She reminded him so much of himself and he loved it, his dangerous little snakes.

"I don't know about this guys." Another first year Sebastian voiced worried.

"Don't be a pussy, Seb." Joseph flicked the boys head.

"Don't bully him Joseph." Hayden says finally speaks up scaring the first years.

"Sorry." The brunette apologized to Hayden and Sebastian.

"Good, now tell me more about this plan you've got?"