Autors Not: Ths me firth fanfic i ever write. Pls bee nece.
Me is Tyrone Delegate. I has a problum wit the Unutad Stats. So me get frinds togethur an go hac pople. I has to get some groceries frem the store.
On me way to thu sotre i saw preetty gurl. She was abut 123 lbs and have pretty hair. Her hait is very brown and luscious. She was 6'0 which was preeety tall compared to me, Tyrone Delegate. I is 5'2.
I decide to walk up to the preeety gurl and ask her naume. She said "my name is Deleneey Wagenar." Wow, i thot, such pretties name. I want to smell her hait. Such beautiful, gracious, elegant, fabulous, immaculate hait. I want to tast.
I askesed her number and she says yes. I toke her numbur and put it in my manly pocuts. She saw my bulging veins and was like "oOoOo, papi tyrone." I was like yeses.
I says "I has to get milky now fur my buther but I will cull you latur." "Bye papi tyrone," she relpys.
I gets my milkies and runs home, becuse i cant pays for the milks. I escaped the caps who were chausing my. I gots home and gave my milks to bruther and he said thanks.
I gots on my phone and wrote to "Deleneey Wagenar," the gurl from the stret. I says, " Hey bitch, you finna hook up?"
I waited her to reply.
Autors Not: Sury to leve on a clif hanger but I have to go eats my dinner. I has broccoli ton. :).
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