Six skeletons and the vampire

Cooking class

                    (No ones POV)

Papyrus took this chance to ask you tons of questions. Some of the others had asked a question or two and you happily answered. Liz was right next to you the whole time, just to make sure that you were comfortable. "ALRIGHT I PROMISE THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION." Papyrus shouted even though he had said that 20 minutes ago. You've been answering questions about vampires for awhile now but you didn't want to see him upset. "Ok pal, spill..." you sunk yourself deeper into the couch. "IS IT TRUE THAT IF YOU GET STAKED IN THE HEART YOU'LL GET HURT?" Liz gasped and covered her mouth with her hand "papyrus! That's offensive!" Liz whisper-shouted at papyrus "No no it's fine, but to answer your question papyrus, it mostly depends on where your weak spot is, for example let's say my weak spot was my neck, you'll have to attack my neck first then you would go for my heart...." you stretched and got up from the couch "at that point all that will be left of me would be my fangs, maybe even a couple of bones but yeah..." After that everyone just sat in silence, it was kinda weird but hey papyrus did say it was gonna be the last question he was gonna ask. "So...are we eating anything, cause getting hungry..." sans said with a smirk. "Oh no! That's the one thing I forgot got to do!" Liz face palmed her hand into her face. "DO NOT WORRY HUMAN I THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE WILL HELP PREPARE DINNER!" Blue said before dashing towards the kitchen with Liz. "OH NO YOU DON'T, IT SHALL BE ME WHO WILL MAKE PERFECT DINNER FOR US ALL!" Edge yelled while running off in Blues direction. "ME TOO! I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL HELP MAKE THE PERFECT MOST GREATEST MOST DELICIOUS DINNER YET!" on that note papyrus left the room leaving you with three lazy skeletons. But for some reason they all looked....worried. "You guys okay? Ya look like you saw a ghost.." you spoke, "Ok....y/n was it?" Stretch spoke up, you nodded "Those three aren't exactly the best at-" "Those guys are horrible at cooking.." Fell cut off stretch who then gave him a glare. "Ah...that would explain the look of horror on sans face.." you got up and walked towards the kitchen "cmon let's go..." the last three skeletons hesitated before getting off the couch and walking towards the kitchen.

"BONEappétit" Liz paused for a second to realize that she just made a pun while handing out dinner. You, and Sans looked at each other with a wide grin on your faces. Blue and Fell started to laugh, the rest of the boys groaned. "What's wrong Liz? *snicker* did something you rattle your BONES?" Sans snarked while trying compose his laughter but failed to do so. "Just....eat your food...." Liz got up and sat down next to you. You took a look at your food, and you weren't even sure if it was food or a failed art project. On your plate was spaghetti covered in glitter and sprinkles. The noodles were burnt and the sauce was like a pinkish color, don't even get me started on the meatball, it was rawest a meatball could get. Next to the princess spaghetti was a piece of lasagna, it looked normal at first but when you took a closer look at it, you realize that this could literally kill a someone. The lasagna was impaled with glass and it reeked of vinegar it was almost as if someone put the whole thing in, bottle and all! In front of the the two horrible looking dishes were three mini sized tacos, and if possible they all look worse than the lasagna and spaghetti. The tacos were drenched in a white sticky substance (not that kind), your were pretty sure that was glue. Everything was burnt even the glue, wait a second...HOW DO YOU BURN GLUE?!?!?!?!?! The shell of the taco was the only thing that looked okay and safe to eat. Lastly their were Lizzie's famous cinnamon rolls, the only thing that looked good on this plate of horror. The only ones who didn't get a plate of food were, blue, papyrus, and Edge. They said that it was their "treat" but their "treat" looked like if the joker and paper bagged pancakes had sex  and had a baby, makeup and all. "Uhh....Edge...?" You started, unsure on how he would take your statement "I'm not meaning to be rude or anything thing like that....but....why does your Lasagna have glass in it?" Edge smiled proudly as he got up and did a heroic pose, "WELL,HUMAN IF YOU MUST KNOW I PUT A BOTTLE OF VINEGAR IN MY DELICIOUS LASAGNA! AFTER ALL IT DOES BRING OUT MY PERSONALITY " you ignored the fact that he called you a human and spoke once more "Edge,as for being around humans for about my whole life, I know for a fact that they cannot eat glass or better yet survive from eating it...." you eyed Liz who's face was struck with horror. Edge pouted and crossed his arms,you sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose. "Okay well how about this I could give ya a cooking lesson, besides there's always room for improvement right?" Papyrus waves his...uh....boney hand (I'm not joking it's literally made out of bones) in the air "OH OH CAN I HAVE ONE TOO?!?!!?!??!" Papyrus squawked "OH OH ME TWO!!!!!" Well great not only will be giving one idiot a cooking class but you'll be giving those two one as well at least two of them are cute. "Alright alright, sure get the kitchen ready I'll be there in a second." The three then rushed off to clean up the kitchen, and you got up and stretched. "Liz, babes, keep the other three busy while I help these boneheads..." yo said as you failed to notice the light pink blush on Lizzie's cheeks as she quickly got up and dragged the other sacks of bone to the living room. Time to get cooking.....I guess