Dear reader, I claim no part as some great priestess, druid or faerie doctor.
What I present before you is a story, it might seem terribly difficult to accept, but the point of it, is to show the fae and the world beyond the veil is no crueler than ours.
You could argue that we have not birthed worse or for have survived by any as long. We have people like Hitler, Doctor Death and Vlad Tepes, go search and you will find the horror of humanity.
Perhaps I preach to a dead crowd, but listen well, the horrors I have in store took much longer to build than we have and they have destroyed and disemboweled much less.
When you read this I want you to forget your reservations and your crudely built 'ark' of morals. Accept the fact you know nothing and learn so that if one day you do face the fae in any shape or form, you will not wilt and be mentally digested by their world.
Remember that this is not entirely based on truth, but a mere word of caution, iron burns the fae
Rule 1 : never trust the fae and never give the fae your name
Rule 2 : the fae cannot lie
Rule 3 : the fae are masters of deceptions, espically with words, loop holes, half-truths and ambiguity weave their words
Rule 4 : never thank a fae
Rule 5 : never accept a fae's gift
Rule 6 : never walk into a fae nest or ring
Rule 7 : never eat the fae's food
Rule 8 : never be vain
Rule 9 : remember that we gave tried to classify fae to make sense of them, they are broader and more intricately built than we can ever be, never compare the fae
Rule 10 : never accept a favour
Rule 11 : never invite fae inside
Rule 12 : never dance with the fae
Rule 13 : never steal the fae's things
Rule 14 : never insult the fae
Rule 15 : never build on faerie paths
Rule 16 : never enter a magic circle
Rule 17 : never fall prey to their charms
Rule 18: never fall prey to their tricks - they will make you fear for you own life, lose your way in your own garden and make animals and plants die around you
Rule 19 : never offer yourself to the fae
Rule 20 : never pledge yourself to the fae
Rule 21 : never promise the fae anything
Rule 22 : never leave the fae with your valuables or children
Rule 23 : never fail to trick a fae
Rule 24 : never doubt their intellect
YOU ARE READING
mugwort and Joe
AdventureThis is an idea I have played around with, know that you will not be a main character in this book, your place will have little effect - at least for a while And I caution you to listen well, nothing exists as evil or good
