dairy of a wimpy kid (introducing me)

The great I pad war

So yeah we basically lived liked in the 3 Kingdom and we all had an awesome collections of toy weapons that seriously kicked ass and shouldn't be considered toys .

But in the realms of our house lies somthing more awsome tham our guns one of the most awesome treasure it was the one and only beloved awesome bad ass incredible I pad which held games and stuff that only young boy or girl could only ever dream off. Yeah so we liked literally went barberic and like shoot any person who tried to touch it *expect for the adults* and we started becoming a little bit paranoid as we had at least one or two bb guns in our pocket all the time literally expect when we shower anyway the few day of the war sucked for me as my two cousins teamed up on me so I lost but when they got the ipad the games and apps corrupted their minds forcing them to break their truce and attacked each other and as soon as that happened I took out my schar h (bb gun) and fired at them which instantly kicked their asses and I grabbed the holy ipad and escaped into the great realm called my room and locked it's border and let myself get absorbed by its power and this is how I matthew became thee winner of the great ipad war .
Sorry if this sounded like Lord of the rings but this seriously happened here have some cookie (::) (::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::)(::) ;)