dairy of a wimpy kid (introducing me)

school holligans

When I became primary 1 something super wierd happened on the school bus to the first day of school.

I was up early nervous about the first day of school when a van stopped right in front of ma face and the door opened itself and a guy inside who looked like a crazy scientists and was definitely older than me said this "comeonnin little fella" he said with that American accent bugs bunny used. I sat all the way at the back and was like "uh oh shit just got real" I thought us the door closed and we sped off like a gangstar while on the van I saw a beautiful girl writing somthing which I instantly had a crush on and unfortunately she saw me looking at me and I thought she was like gonna say "omfg there's a per vertic miggit trying to look at my tits!!" But instead she just winked at me and gave me a pink card that said welcome and stuff and inside it said stuff like I was cute and stuff a few pop out hearts and a lipstick kiss on the paper . I blushed as red as a baboon's ass and hid the card and a person beside me a miggit kid just like me who looked Asian. Beside me whispered like " you have a girlfriend omfg" and I was like tell anyone and I will slit his throat, luckily he got the massage and he suddenly started a conversation with me and the next thing u knew it bam we were friends. *just realised how it sounded like made love and bam I'm pregnant John lol*