Confession: When I was still married I had a feeling he was cheating on me. I found a lake of condomes in his car. The box was already Poe ed so I pocked a hole in the wrapper of each one. Then I preceded to some them in habanero pepper juice for an hour. I put them back in the car before he woke up. He told me he had to go help his mom with some things around her house. He left. 3 hours later, my best friend called to tell me she had sex with her 'boyfriend' and that now she was on fire down there! My husband come home and placed an ice pale down there saying he got burnt by something.
Needless to say after that he lost his wife and she lost her friend. Neither one of them know what I did. Now if I see either one of them I always ask "Where's the fire?"
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