Typical FAnfic MessUpz

"UGLY"

**Becky's P.O.V.**

Yeah it's pretty clear i ain't no size two, im a size 0

but i cant shake it shake with my perfect curves, oh im so fat

Im bout to go on a daaaaaaaaate with meh bf but cannot fiind anythin to go wit meh bad, fat, uggugg, thing im forced to call a body.

so i called up meh only frind jenneh but she din't anser.

so i called up my oter oly frind Jamie but he was toooooooo buzy tryin to get som gurl to canoodle with him.

UGH IM FRIENDZZZZZZZ WIT SUCH WHORESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!1

so i decided to go to my closet and get out my blak lace  dress that huggzz meh body purrfectly.

then i decied to put some naturl mak up on. i applied foundation, conseeler, and hi-lighter as well as some smoky eye shado, and lipstic. Putting on my perfect skin will hide meh impur;rfections.

i THREW UP my hair in a fishhhh tail braid. i felt really sick after that.

i put on meh louis vaton 18 innnnnnnnnnch heelzzzzzzzzzzz.

then decided to practice meh esponyol.  meh gooooooooosta pateanarddddddddd e eskochard mooooooooseeka.

i grabd meh iPhohe 4,275 den walked out me door to me car. den i heared somone yell out

"GET OUT ME CAAAAAAAAAAR"  den i realizzzzzzzzed dat dis was not meh kar.

i quwikly hopped out of the karrr, like i do wit da shower.

i struttered in to olive garden and saw my boi fiend talking to another gurl.

OH HWELL NUUUU!!!!!1!!!1!1

I stomped over there and slapped her is the facee and stuffed one of my shoezz down her throat.

meh boi fiend turned into the hulk and started stripping on da tabllee. its was swo hawt.

a securitity gawrd came over to sthap me but a bannana flew down and choked him until he melllted into the floor.

i walked out of olive garden and a boi tried to touch me.

OH NO U FAKING ZONT!!!

i called up my mom and told her to bring a cake and a bazooka.

when she came i tooook the cake a shoved it in his face.

" YO GAT FIV SECONDZ TO BAK DAFUQ UP!!!" i ywell at da gai.

he farted and fell on the ground then had a sezziure and died.

the end.

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h+l/note  HEY WE ARE SO SUPER SORRY FOR THE LATE CHAPTER!!!!!!! we will try to update again today if not we will do it friday!!  A speical thanks to everyone who came back.  we luv you!!!  OKAY DEN have an awesome amazing day.