Ready, Set.

Roles *

"Alright boys" coach tapped his clip board against the white board. Kenma rested his chin on his knees as the other boys were collapsed around him. He wanted to pull out his game and finish his level but he knew coach wouldn't hesitate to smack it from his hands.

He felt Kuroo's hand tap his foot in terrible rhythm, but he was secretly happy he was touching him anyway.

"The practice games start next week, and after that the real games." Coach taped the schedule to the board and slapped it loudly, "I need all of you to step it up, I want them to think they don't have a shot against us after these practice games alright?"

"Yes sir" they all said in unison. Coach smirked and dismissed them all. Kuroo grabbed Kenma by the ankle.

"We are gonna stay a little later to keep going, wanna join?" Kuroo asked.

"Of course, I need to pee though." Kenma smiled at his boyfriend.

"Need help?" Kuroo wiggled his eyebrows and made Kenma laugh out loud.

"Wow!" Yama yelled, "haven't heard that sound before." Kenma felt his face get hot as Yama approached with a huge smile.

"It's because I'm so funny." Kuroo beamed

"Yeah right, must be the end of the world if that's true, I think he's on drugs or something." Yama said.

"If by drugs you mean good dick then yes," Kenma found his voice. The three boys stopped giggling around him and it was silent for a second before Yama bursted into laughter,

"KENMA!" He shouted, "I like this version of you! He's funny!" Kuroo smirked and pulled Kenma in to kiss his knee.

"In that case wanna get high later?" Kuroo asked. Kenma blushed and buried his face,

"Of course Daddy," he whispered and Kuroo grunted before standing up.

"Now that the boyfriends are done, can we get started." Lev mumbled. Kenma slinked away from them and into the bathrooms. A few of the other teammates were in there but Kenma saw the open stall and rushed to it.

"Need a pregnancy test?" Yaku giggled. Inaka wasn't there as Kenma glanced before shutting the stall. He was going to ignore it. Maybe it wasn't for him anyway.

"I'm sure Cap doesn't use protection," Yaku rambled. None of the other boys were laughing so kenma was grateful for that.

He finished peeing and was about to leave the stall when Yaku spoke again,

"I mean, i guess if our setter is going to be a walking cum dumpster..."

"What The fuck are you saying in here?" It was Lev. Kenma sighed and leaned against the stall door.

"Nothing old man, just some banter among friends." Yaku laughed to what Kenma pictured as an empty room.

"I heard you you prick, also Kenma would never be friends with someone like you. He's too pure and nice to handle all the bad vibes you give off." Lev was using a voice Kenma had never heard from him.

Kenma walked out of the stall and to the sink to wash his hands. Yaku was glaring at him as the other boys gave him the traditional puppy face he was used to.

"I'm not worried about what you say Yaku," he mumbled as he washed his hands, "I know that you're so angry because you can't lay pipe like Kuroo can, it's okay, I can send you a link to some boys who like tiny boys who can't get hard." Chuckles were shared as a few boys left the rooms.

"How dare you..." Yaku started but Kenma didn't let him finish.

"No, how dare you for being so ashamed of your own sexuality you have to take it out on two happy people. Let alone the few people keeping this team afloat. You befriended the toxic homophobic friend because he gives you a sense of power to assume when he isn't around but guess what? We don't acknowledge his power, so when he leaves you'll be a nobody with no friends and you'll regret the decisions you've made. You're the only reason you hate yourself and I hope you can realize the people you have around you are actually pretty fucking cool before its too late to apologize." Kenma sighed before walking out. He didn't want to hear what Yaku or Lev had to say. He just wanted to play volleyball.