|•Banana and Salt•| [A JohnTen ff]

~•15•~

"Yooo ya like jazz?" Mark giggled and laid his head on Taeyongs shoulder. Haechan, being completely stoned, stomped over to Mark and yelled at him

"BABE ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A PUPPY?"
"NO BABY I SWEAR IM NOT"
"YOU BETTER NOT BE"

"Yo drop the beat yo" hendery started beatboxing and Xiaojun started rapping while yangyang danced along to the beat"

"Suck on ma dick, suck on ma balls, I got 3 hoes-"
"HE SPITTIN STRAIGHT BARS BRO"

"Babe you're so hot, I could just take you right here, right now" Jaehyun took Taeyong on lap and started making out with him.

"OH SHIT THEY GONNA FUCK" Ten yelled out and screamed. "MA BESTFRIEND GETTIN HIS ASS CLAPPED."

"Baby let's go to the bedroom, this place smells like ass" Taeyong pouted and lead him upstairs.

"Uhh take the room at the very end please, and thank you" Ten shouted after them before going to the kitchen to mix soda with pop rocks.

"Oh my god NO put cereal instead"
"Oh my god your so right"
"This some gourmet shit right here"
"Bet"

Ten drank whatever concoction he created and gagged. "Bitch you lied, this tastes like Haechans shit"

"How do you what my shit tastes like?"
"Dont question it"

Tsn couldnt stand the taste and threw up on his sink. Johnny patted his back, "Yeah throw up all your guts, that's it"

Ten cleaned up his mouth and sta down on the couch again. "Never mix soda with vanilla extract, poprocks, and cereal along with vinegar"

Johnny came back with a bowl of popcorn and grapes with chocolate syrup on top of it and ate it.

"That's gonna me puke again" Ten looked that bowl in disgust, "what kind of craving is that, you pregnant or sumn?"

"Holy shit am I gonna be a dad?"
"We cant shit out babies dumbass"
"Oh yeah forgot bout that"

Johnny laughed a bit and put down the bowl of horrors. He put an arm around Ten and looked at him.

Ten was dozing of but looked back at him

....

"Are we gonna kiss? Cuz I feel like we are-"

Johnny shushed him with his finger and said "As much as I'd love to, I wanna know you first, why do you hate fruits?"

"I just dont, the thought of it just makes me wanna- yeesh" ten shuddered a bit at the thought of fruits.

Johnny thought he looked super cute and small, he couldnt help but pinch his cheek.

"You're super cute, ya know?"
"I been knew since the day I popped outta my moms vagina"

They both then heard moans from upstairs and laughed out loud. "OH HELL NAW THIS AINT IT" Haechan looked terrified while Mark was freaking out.

"HEY YALL GETTIN FREAKY UP THERE?" Johnny yelled out and the rest laughed when they heard Jaehyun yell back "NO SHIT"

"Wow I didnt think they'd actually fuck" YangYang just stuffed his ears with lettuce pieces while Mark tried suffocating himself.

"At least we know that they have the balls" Johnny chuckled with Ten beside him. After calming down a bit he looked up at Johnny

"You arent so bad to talk to"
"Is that all high talk?"
"Probably-"

Hendery started singing something and the rest just kind of followed along. They spent all night singing and laughing loud while the neighbors had a tough time sleeping.

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:3
-->Sushi