Shrek X Ratalouis (a love story)

m'lady OwO

Shrek finished his daily masturbation session to Jojo's Bizarre Adventures and was ready for his bedtime. In the morning he had to vist his sex therapist to fix his masturbation addiction after his wife left him.

Ratalouis had finally arrived at Far Far Away and was ready to meet his sexy escort who will help him start his career as a furry prostitute. Ratalouis went to bed dreaming of all the STDS he will receive.

Shrek had woken up from his wet dream that include him in an orgy with Fiona, Donkey, Lord Farquad, and Obama. Strangely he saw a new slut in his dream. He was 2 inches tall and scruffy looking. That was the sexiest rat he'd ever seen.

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Ratalouis woke up to the moans of his horny rat neighbors. "Shut the fuck up you inbred cunts!" He screamed to the neighbors. "No way in hell you virgin!" They screamed back.

The day had just begun and it was already hell. Fuck you, universe the rat cursed in his head. Ratalouis took his sexy ass self and dressed in his pink glittery fadora and boots that his ex girlfriend gave him before she was imprisoned. He posed in his outfit his furry ass looking thicc.

Ratalouis walked to the address the escort provided. There he will meet BEN_ BIGDICK82 and his main hoe Emily_Analbeads97. They will test his skills and see if he's worthy of being furry prostitute.

Shrek was on his way to the therapist office when he saw a rat that looked exactly like the one in his dream. The only difference was he was suiting a pink glittery fedora and boots. He looked sexy asf. Shrek was going to make a move.

"You, over there, that rat!" Shrek yelled to the scruffy rat. Ratalouis turned his head to look at the giant ogre. He checked him out biting his hairy lips. It look like a stereotypical scene in a K-Drama. Three chickens started harmonizing in the back ground, rose petals pouring from the sky. The only thing Ratalouis could infer was that he had massive nuts.

Ratalouis batted his long eyelashes. He fur blowing in the air. Shrek gave him an e-boy smirk. "Yo, come to me swamp tonight we can get down and dirty." Ratalouis was turned on. Before Ratalouis could repond he noticed two men walking down the aisle. The smaller was moaning loudly. He had a phat ass and was obviously a bottom. The other looked done with the bottom, but was totally into it aswell. His ass was flat asf.

The top looked at the twinky bottom as hr grabbed his thicc ass roughly. "Stop moaning, you sex crazed, idiotic twink." Flat ass grabbed his twink by the neck dragging him down to the hallway.

Ratalouis wrote his number on Shrek's ankle and rushed away to meet BEN_BIGDICK82 and EMILY_ANALBEADS97. When Shrek looked down to the floor the sexy rat was gone. Shrek noticed a phone number on his ankle. He assumed it was that fine rat. 1-800-M'ladyOWO.

Shrek looked out the crusty windows knowing that no one told him life was going to be this way. That this rat would bring out his greatest kinks.

Third chapter! Shratalouis has officially started!