We were back in the building, UA high, everyone was talking about how it was when they got here "i swear on my seventh toe i was about to lash out on everyone since these hoes litterly where surrounding me, on hoe decided to pluck out a feather and it enlit in flames and burnt his finger, lol" i said, "everyone was staring at me" said hagakure "isn't that kind of normal" Ojiro sweatdropped. "GET IN YOUR SEAT- KANYA WAKE UP!" screeched Iida "maybe i'll be tracer" i mumbled in my sleep, i was hit on the head by bakugo "oI WAKE UP" he screeched "FUCK OFF YOU DiPSHIT" i yelled before sending a swift kick to the balls, aizawa walked in with shinso who looked mortified to see all the chaos going on, bakugo was yelling and i was steppingon his back. Kami was stoopid, kiri was shook, tokoyami was emo along with Jirou. Todoroki looked fed up and midoriya was scared. "Listen up you dipshits, we have a transfer student from gen ed working joining us for the rest of the year" said Aizawa "shinso" said shinso while sipping his coffee "damn, homie really out here drinking bitter bean juice, no sugar" i said "you litterly drink unicorn shit" mumbled Shinso "WHAT WAS THAT HOE? HOW ABOUT WHEN WE WERE PLAYING MINECRAFT AND YOUR DUMBASS JUMPED INTO THE LAVA SAYING YOU WANTED TO DIE" i screeched.
"and now you have to choose your goddamn hero name, choose wisely o-" aizawa was cut off by midnight and her wiggly tittys walkings in "shit her boobies terrify me" i whispered to todoroki who snickered "Or you'll have hell to pay later" she said, Mineta and Kaminari were drooling and i stepped on minetas head. A board and marker got passed down to everyone, i wrote what first came to mind. "LORD EXPLOSION MURDER" screehed bakahoe "pfffft whore" i yelled at him as he broke into a fit of yelling.
I was last, i possibly had the best name out of everyone "kanya, your hero name?" said midnight "right" i said as i walked up to the podium thing "XxxThot_slayerxxX" i said "no" said midnight, i sighed and being completly serious i wrote "the fire hero: Solin" "why did you chose that hero name?" asked midnight "ah well you see, the first part refers to sun, sol is sun in spanish, the second part, in, refers to the IN part in wings. Combine it togetheryou get solin. I chose to use sol in the beginning because the sun is a star and stars are supposed to be bright and happy, i want to save people with a fearless smile and let them know everything will be alright!" i said with a smile, midnight was wiping her tears in a corner "i-i'll allow it, god so beautiful" she said wiping her tears with a hankerchief. "better than Bakugos" i screeched "SHE DONT KNOW ME! I WILL CUT THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW" he screeched "C'MON AND TRY IT! MOTHER FUCKER COME ONE AND TRY IT!" i screeched "fuck you hoe" he screamed "TRY IT" i yelled "FUCK YOU HOE" he yelled "C'mon bitch" i said being held back by shinso and kirishima holding back bakugo "mother fucker i swear to god try it" i yelled "LET ME GO" he yelled "try it" i said "cmon" he yelled "try it" i yelled louder "bitch c'mon" yelled bakugo "CALM THE FUCK DOWN" yelled aizawa "sht we got him mad" i said.
"on the board are the amount of intern offers you get,you'll choose where you want to intern and submit it by the end of class today" he said while flopping on the floor like a majestic whale.
Kanya Takami: 591
Shoto Todoroki: 561
Katsuki Bakugo: 500
I chocked on my guava tea "591 PEOPLE WANT MY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS?" i screeched "wow todoroki you have many offers" said Hagakure "mostly because of my old man" said Shoto "pfft" i said. I snatched the list of offers, i walked up to shotos desk and said "looks like father dearest wants us both" i said, venom enchancing my words "let him know im not going with him after what he did, he should know what he did" i said and left back to my desk. I circled the place i was going to intern in, not with keigo cause he'll probably drop me off a building again and not with Mt. Lady since she'll make me do errands the whole time so fourth kind agency here i come.
