VERY IMPORTANT
SO YOU KNOW OSWALD? THE RABBIT THAT WAS OVERSHADOWED BY MICKEY MOUSE? WELL MY BUDDY CARTER HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT
"We will raid Disney and kidnap the ceo and release him when they give Oswald a bigger role in Disney because Oswald was the true original and every piece of merchandise that says Mickey is a true original is bullshit. Because Oswald was an original character while Mickey was inspired by an actual mouse. Oswald is more original.
Could easily kick mickey's ass in a fight.
According to epic Mickey, Oswald can fly and use a electric panel to manipulate electricity, While Mickey can only use a magic paint brush.
And even his girlfriend's name is better than mickey's girlfriend's name. Oswalds girlfriend is Hortencia. And it is a more accepting relationship while Mickey is dating with another mouse, Oswald and Hortencia have an inter special relationship Oswald being a rabbit and Hortencia being a cat. I'm making some of this up as I go. We ride at dawn bitches!"
Oh and there's a pirate ship too.
Comment #justiceforoswald or vote to join the army!
♥︎JOIN THE CRUSADE OR ELSE ♥︎
if you don't agree please don't argue just leave thanks have a lovely day
also this was a trap if you read the story then you're automatically in the army
