Tomura- Hello Fuckers and welcome to Shigaraki's southern kitchen
Tomura- Dabi left with Hawks for a mission and I'm salty that I couldn't go.
Tomura- SO, I'm gonna make cookies and not let Dabi or Hawks have any cause again, I'm salty.
Tomura- I have Kurogiri's famous cookie recipe, and I hopefully won't decay it in the process, but no promises
Tomura- What ingredients do I neeeeeddddd *looks at recipe*
Tomura-Blood?
Tomura- oh wrong recipe *picks up other paper*
Tomura- Flour, Sugar, chocolate chips, baking soda, salt, egg, brown sugar, annnndddd vanilla *grabs ingredients and drops and bunch of stuff in the process*
Tomura- 5 minutes in and I'm already making a mess. Greaaaaat.
Tomura- Step one, Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
Tomura- Alright seems simple enough. 3.7.5 *aggressively taps on oven*
Tomura- So how have you guys been? It's been awhile since we've last had an episode. Since the Author is a lazy retard. *Mixing flour, baking soda and salt.*
Tomura- Step twwwwoooooo.... In large bowl, beat softened butter and sugars with electric mixer on medium speed, or mix with spoon about 1 minute or until fluffy, scraping side of bowl occasionally.
Tomura-I feel like you know since the world has come to a dark place at the moment, what better of a time to be salty about stupid shit. *Mixing ingredients*
Tomura- Am I going to be tired and regret making cookies in the middle of this? Most likely. Do I care? No.
Tomura-okay, what's step threeeee..... Beat in egg and vanilla until smooth. Stir in flour mixture just until blended (dough will be stiff). Stir in chocolate chips
Tomura-You know I think I'm doing pretty well, I haven't decayed anything. Yet. You know what, I'm having so much fun without Dabi. *mixing intensely*
Tomura- I'm an independent bottom I don't need no top. *whispers* yes I do.
Tomura- Alrighhhhtttt, step four. Onto ungreased cookie sheets, drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart
Tomura-How big is an inch? *intense silence* Eh, I'll wing it.
Tomura- I've been going through some intense seasonal depression lately, this whole quarantine thing has fucked with me. So this is a nice therapy.
Tomura- I went outside for two seconds to grab a amazon package and Kurogiri doused me in hand sanitizer.
Tomura- I started playing Danganrompa like two weeks ago, I'm already on the third game. Kokichi is best boi and you can't convince me otherwise
Tomura-oooookkkkkkk steeeepppp fivvveeee, *whispers* why am I so extra?, Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool 2 minutes; remove from cookie sheet to cooling rack. Cool completely, about 30 minutes. Store covered in airtight container."
Tomura- In the oven you go*mumbles* don't take that out of context.*places cookie sheet in oven.*
Tomura- I have to clean theses dishes now *sighs* what if I just decayed them?
Kurogiri from behind the camera- Shigaraki Tomura no!
Tomura*rolls eyes* fine, whatever.
•End of Part 1•
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Dabi and Shigaraki's talk show
FanfictionI got inspired by another person's story Here's there username: thiccojiro Warnings- -Swearing -Gay
