Just some random things cause im fucking stupid

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Scotland:

I heard the doorbell ring and I quickly got up, throwing my phone on the couch which I was sitting on, I opened the door and quickly snatched the package and ran into my room, I patted Godzilla's head and ripped open the package, I quickly changed and ran into Ireland's room, "AHAHA!! IM SUPREME!!" I said as I stood proudly in the doorway, he turned to look at me, "you are such a idiot." "YeAh bUt I'm YoUr IdIoT!" I said as I ran and tackled my boyfriend.

What the shirt said: scotch whiskey

America:
I was in my room, my country was having some real problems and I become very hostile when that happens so I stay in my room and lock my door.  I held my bat and hit my dresser, this has been going on for a week, haven't ate or drank in a week, I feel like I'm going to pass out every second but my anger won't let me fall asleep.  My dresser was a disaster and my knuckles were even worse.  I heard someone outside of my door, "Hey, babe? I'm trying to sleep can you keep it down?" Russia just got back from a week at Ukraine's and I haven't told him about this, I try so hard not to speak but I've got to say something, "Maybe you should get headphones bitch." 'WhAt CoUlD gO wRonG' this is what could go wrong brain!, "damn I'm sorry, what's up with you?" "Shut up!" I yelled as I punched a hole through my door, "DUDE WHAT THE HELL?!" He opened the door and tackled me, aw fuck I hit his arm, I braced myself for pain but he just hugged me.  We cuddled for a while, he had to tie my hands behind my back to keep me from hitting him.

North Korea :

I held the camera while eating some rice, Japan and south are recording some ship-fest thing, I was told to be the camera man for some reason but I have nothing better to do and this ship-fest thing is actually getting interesting.  I was just about to eat the last bit of rice when my bowl dropped, a screech escaped my lips as I desperately tried to grab the bowl, I quickly covered my mouth as my face flushed red in embarrassment, I quickly snatched the bowl and walked to the kitchen where I sat down and re-thinked my life decisions.  China walked in the kitchen and went to the fridge, he grabbed a bottle of water and then stalked towards me, I ignored it until I felt something on me, "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I shouted as I quickly stood up and glared at him, I threw my shirt off and smacked him with it then I walked to the couch and laid down.

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